A herse was goin' down a very steep hill in Glasgow, an' a small girl ran in front of it. The driver slammed on the brakes, an the coffin in the rear broke loose, an' went doon the hill aboot 40 MPH. riht acroass a main road, smashed thro' a chemist shoap windae, an' the lid flew aff, an the corpse sat up an says, "Huv ye ay'hin' tae stoap this coffin???
2007-12-09 13:40:44 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
That was cute! lol If I believe it, I think it would have scared that poor shoap owner to where he needed his own coffin. lol
2007-12-09 13:55:33 · answer #1 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
A hearse was going down a very steep hill in Glasgow, and a small girl ran in front of it. The driver slammed on the brakes, and the coffin in the rear broke loose, and went down the hill at 40 MPH. right across the main road, and smashed through a chemist shop window, and the lid flew off, and the corpse sat up and said,
Have you anything to stop this coughing.
2007-12-09 21:58:46 · answer #2 · answered by Angel Bonnie 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
And the chemist was a Bob Marley fan, who saw that the coffin lid was jammin, jammin, it was jammin, in the name of the Lord.
His assistant was into Elvis Presley and saw the corpse was all shook up.
Amazing Grace!
2007-12-10 02:14:36 · answer #3 · answered by Zheia 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
High 5 to Polo's response (too funny man)
And for the question, I'm assuming you are trying out a new joke?!?!
2007-12-09 21:54:34 · answer #4 · answered by SomethingIntense 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like something that would happen to my family. I'm too busy laughing at the first answer to your question. I love being a Scotsman!!!!
2007-12-10 01:58:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny. and extra credit for for the Scottish accent.
2007-12-09 21:48:48 · answer #6 · answered by John 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Uhh Yea!!
2007-12-09 21:46:40 · answer #7 · answered by rebecca 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not the cough that carries you off...... it's the coffin they carry you off in!
2007-12-09 21:47:42 · answer #8 · answered by Polo 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Keep taking the medication...
2007-12-09 21:44:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Chuckles Suzie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuckles to Polo too!!
2007-12-10 01:01:48 · answer #10 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋