Senior Citizens (Cultures & Groups, Society & Culture)

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Assuming that we've passed our wisdom on to our children, if you?

observed them raising "their" children differently from your teachings, would you bite your tongue and not interfere, or would you want to step in and have it done your way ?

2007-12-10 04:53:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

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After years of watching from what decade do you think the award should go to for "worst sense of style"

2007-12-10 04:49:29 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

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do you ever get Evil messages from other yahoo answers? i cant even leave mine open,?

2007-12-10 04:47:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Did you do a lot of your Christmas Shopping on-line this year.....Or ♥?

still combat shopping at the mall, favorite department store, small shops? ♥

I made most of my gift purchases online ahead of time but, still have a couple of things I will buy locally.

2007-12-10 04:24:03 · 23 answers · asked by ♥ G ♥ 6

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Can someone else other then a laywer write up a Personal Service Contract for elderly care in Florida?

Lawyers will write up a personal service contract for us but for $1500. I believe we have a simple case, (relatively small amount of money)...Can a paralegal write this contract for cheaper? Or is there a generic one you can buy ike the wills?
Thank you!

2007-12-10 04:20:54 · 2 answers · asked by The Sheep Dog 4

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What to do if an immediate family member takes their poopy pants to the dry cleaners. Is it time for a diper?

2007-12-10 04:08:44 · 11 answers · asked by Mike F 2

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Do you believe this happened in America ?

These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court."
These are things people actually said in (an American) court, word for word:

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

A: Yes.

Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

A: I forget.

Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you.

A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

Q: How long has he lived with you?

A: Forty-five years.

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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?

A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

Q: And why did that upset you?

A: My name is Susan.

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Q: And where was the location of the accident?

A: Approximately milepost 499.

Q: And where is milepost 499?

A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

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Q: Sir, what is your IQ?

A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

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Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?

A: After the accident?

Q: Before the accident.

A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.

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Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?

A: We both do.

Q: Voodoo?

A: We do.

Q: You do?

A: Yes, voodoo.

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Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?

A: Yes.

Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?

A: Yes, sir.

Q: What did she say?

A: What disco am I at?

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Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

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Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

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Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

A: Yes.

Q: And what were you doing at that time?

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Q: She had three children, right?

A: Yes.

Q: How many were boys?

A: None.

Q: Were there any girls?

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Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?

A: Yes.

Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

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Q: Can you describe the individual?

A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

Q: Was this a male, or a female?

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Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

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Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

A: Oral.

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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?

A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

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Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?

A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

2007-12-10 03:59:16 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

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What SHOULD you be doing instead of what you ARE doing?

2007-12-10 03:40:38 · 25 answers · asked by Ju ju 6

22 ⤊

After reading all the Christmas oriented questions?

I was wondering-If the elves make all the toys Santa delivers-Why is Toys R Us so crowded????

2007-12-10 03:30:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Do you think the personnel manager was right in his pick.?

Job Interview
While being interviewed for a job, the personnel manager said to the Maguire brothers:

'We're going to give you a written examination. Ten questions. Whoever gets most right we'll hire.'

Papers were produced and the boys set to work answering the general knowledge questions. When the time was up the personnel manager collected and marked the papers.

'Well,' said he, 'you've both got nine out often, but I'm giving Mick the job.'

'Why's that?' asked Pat.

'Well,' said the manager, 'you both got the same question wrong but he had

'I don't know this' and you had 'Neither do I!'.

2007-12-10 03:22:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Should her daddy have let her take the doggie for a walk?

A little girl asked her Mum, "Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mum replies, "No, Sweetie, she's in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your Dad," Mum said. "I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said Belle was in heat, and to come ask you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, that should take care of the problem. You can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."

The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway around the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

2007-12-10 02:29:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

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i am a Filipina from Philippines i would like to apply as Senior Carer in Canada?

I am a Nurse by profession and i had work experince in Middle East in Kuwait Military Hospital for number of years, right now i am a clinical instructor in a University here in the Philippines but I would like to try my luck in applying to Canada since my sister is working there. Thank you.

2007-12-10 01:47:50 · 4 answers · asked by Jeh 1

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when was the last time you were reported?

I was informed that the yahoo community reported my nun joke MY goodness take a pill it is only a joke
why don't the reporter just email me and tell me your view and I will remove myself if I feel your point is valid
WHY cant WE all just get along WHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
sniffle sniffle
anyway I appealed and should be reposted soon

2007-12-10 01:41:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

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How much coffee do you consume in a day? What kind do you drink?

I drink Folgers Hazelnut and it smells sooooo gooood to wake up to!!!!

2007-12-10 01:39:27 · 37 answers · asked by ndnquah 6

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Why is it that at Christmastime humor goes out the window?

I mean some people always find Christmas humor bad, but when they are with friend or sitting alone reading a magazine and see Christmas comics in a magazine they laugh, but when some other person asks questions that are humorous about Christmastime they blow up? Other holidays they can find humor but at Christmastime they suddenly have a bout of non-humor and jump all over people who find humor in everything?

2007-12-10 01:28:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

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have you ever known a railroader?

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want
off, get the hell off now.. cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons
of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train...cause we're
going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to
stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
train...but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All
passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a
pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just
boarding, remember there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who
are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the ***** in the
kitchen."

2007-12-10 01:21:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

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do you have your affairs in order?

Putting your affairs in Order

A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and
said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you had best put your
affairs in order."

The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the
Waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well daughter, we women
celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things do not go so
well. In this case, things are not well. I have cancer. Let's head to the
club and have a martini."

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There
were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some
of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were
celebrating.

The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. "I've
been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends were aghast and gave the woman their
condolences.

After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,
"Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your
friends you were dying of AIDS."

The woman said, "I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your
father after I'm gone."

Now that's putting Your Affairs In Order