A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want
off, get the hell off now.. cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons
of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train...cause we're
going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to
stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
train...but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All
passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a
pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just
boarding, remember there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who
are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the ***** in the
kitchen."
2007-12-10 01:21:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Another star and one fantastic punchline too!!!!!
Kid must be Little Johnny's younger brother,lol
2007-12-10 01:32:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-15 03:34:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep them coming,make a brighter day to here a good joke
2007-12-10 02:51:09 · answer #3 · answered by gggggg 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snort snort I just blew tea on my new keyboard. Keep it up.
2007-12-10 08:59:07 · answer #4 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I just TELL YOU where that mouthy brat would have 'flown' to had he been mine? ....Smack dab Into the middle of the next week! via the back of my hand! LOL
2007-12-10 01:43:34 · answer #5 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ah, such a darling child ! -- chuckle
2007-12-10 03:31:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol someone need to give that kid a good Butt whooping.
2007-12-10 01:27:44 · answer #7 · answered by Killer T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that is a good one, reminds me of some boys in my house when they were young. Thanks LOL
2007-12-10 01:58:10 · answer #8 · answered by Star doodle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I have, this is good!
2007-12-10 02:35:07 · answer #9 · answered by SandyO 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I truly laughed out loud. This was a good one. Thanks for the smiles!
2007-12-10 01:25:47 · answer #10 · answered by dumbuglyweirdo 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋