Putting your affairs in Order
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and
said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you had best put your
affairs in order."
The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the
Waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well daughter, we women
celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things do not go so
well. In this case, things are not well. I have cancer. Let's head to the
club and have a martini."
After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There
were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some
of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were
celebrating.
The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. "I've
been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends were aghast and gave the woman their
condolences.
After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,
"Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your
friends you were dying of AIDS."
The woman said, "I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your
father after I'm gone."
Now that's putting Your Affairs In Order
2007-12-10 01:00:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
What a clever woman. Love her .
2007-12-10 08:53:53 · answer #1 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-04-08 05:38:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No my affairs are not in order... Lol....
And here I was thinking she wanted them all running to the Doctors for testing
2007-12-10 02:38:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nothing like a conniving woman! LOL
2007-12-10 01:48:41 · answer #4 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-12-10 01:08:41 · answer #5 · answered by halefarmboy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL LOL OH LOL, thats the best joke I have heard all year, Im going to share that one at coffee this am, what a brilliant idea lol.
2007-12-10 02:03:45 · answer #6 · answered by Star doodle 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol funny, but kind of sad at the same time.
2007-12-10 01:19:39 · answer #7 · answered by Killer T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I beg your pardon!!! I have never had any affairs in my life. Much less having to put them in any order.
2007-12-10 08:00:21 · answer #8 · answered by Moe 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO!!!! That's the best one yet!!! I'm e-mailing this to my friends and they will probably get a few ideas from this!!!!!
2007-12-10 01:24:20 · answer #9 · answered by ndnquah 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What if I'm not having any affairs?? What should I put in order then? Thanks for the morning funny Fisherman.
2007-12-10 03:22:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋