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Job Interview
While being interviewed for a job, the personnel manager said to the Maguire brothers:

'We're going to give you a written examination. Ten questions. Whoever gets most right we'll hire.'

Papers were produced and the boys set to work answering the general knowledge questions. When the time was up the personnel manager collected and marked the papers.

'Well,' said he, 'you've both got nine out often, but I'm giving Mick the job.'

'Why's that?' asked Pat.

'Well,' said the manager, 'you both got the same question wrong but he had

'I don't know this' and you had 'Neither do I!'.

2007-12-10 03:22:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Senior Citizens

7 answers

Yep, 'cause Pat was cheatin' big time!

2007-12-10 03:26:32 · answer #1 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 5 0

no he did not -- pat at least had the smarts to show that he had the skill to copy anything he did not know!!! which is great if you are trying to teach a peson a new skill!!!

2007-12-10 12:53:47 · answer #2 · answered by mister ed 7 · 3 0

Funny Reminds me of me fifty years ago in school

2007-12-10 11:38:37 · answer #3 · answered by Tracer 5 · 4 0

Very good, keep 'em honest or something close!!hahaha

2007-12-10 13:32:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

...and your point? This is a dumb question, and Eric F. needs to grow some tough skin!

2007-12-10 11:31:07 · answer #5 · answered by jberton1060 2 · 2 5

Is this supposed to be an Irish joke? If so it is neither funny nor in good taste, you are old enough to know better.

2007-12-10 11:27:50 · answer #6 · answered by Dylan 61 3 · 1 8

Good one. Thanks for the laugh.

2007-12-10 11:59:06 · answer #7 · answered by curious connie 7 · 4 0

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