A little girl asked her Mum, "Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mum replies, "No, Sweetie, she's in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your Dad," Mum said. "I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said Belle was in heat, and to come ask you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, that should take care of the problem. You can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway around the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
2007-12-10 02:29:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Sisie S that's great, thanks for the laugh.
2007-12-10 02:41:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well Susie, Honestly, that is THE FUNNIEST yet! I love it! I wish I could give you ten stars!
When my niece was little, there were 2 dogs mating in the street, she asked my sister in law what they were doing. Linda said they were mating, Talia didn't ask anymore questions and was satisfied with the answer. A couple weeks down the road, we saw a tow truck hauling a car, Talia said "Look Mommy! The cars are mating"
2007-12-10 06:13:56 · answer #2 · answered by slk29406 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Susie is pretty Funny, Now the Little Girl will beable to Walk more than just one low on Petrol.
2007-12-10 02:38:38 · answer #3 · answered by don.7@sbcglobal.net 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
because of the fact whilst is 6 previous for a canines?!? in user-friendly terms because of the fact people started feeding processed 'crap in a bag' i might wager. exchange your canines weight-reduction plan to one based around uncooked meaty bones and you will quickly discover that no longer in user-friendly terms will your canines be nearer to her perfect weight, her coat would be softer, her tooth purifier and her arthritis will strengthen. Your canines additionally gets greater satisfaction from her nutrients as she would be ready to ought to paintings for her dinner somewhat than hoovering up biscuits. ensure you feed lots of cartilage for the organic glucosimine and a few fish physique oil (for omega 3) might help with the arthritis too. If she might desire to be approximately 70 lbs then feed her between 2 and 3% of that consistent with day. i might commence on the three% and then slowly decrease the quantity until she is at her perfect weight. Then basically regulate the quantity you feed as needed. So commence feeding her approximately 2 lbs of fowl products (halves or quarters) consistent with day - after some weeks commence including in different meats together with beef, total fish, beef or turkey. objective to be feeding (over a week or 2) 'approximately' 2/3 meat and the the rest 0.33 a mix of meaty bones and organs. ensure you feed liver yet no greater desirable than approximately 5% of the entire weight-reduction plan. ** cooked proteins have a very distinctive chemical shape than uncooked. A canines could be illiberal to a processed nutrients containing cooked meats (and hundreds of different ingredients) yet have not have been given any subject concerns with the uncooked nutrients.
2016-10-10 23:41:58 · answer #4 · answered by maxey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i do not understand if the little girl saw the other dog push belle home -- why wasn't belle home when the little girl returned!!!
2007-12-10 05:00:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's not wrong wit her dad letting his daughter to take the\ dog for walking.. It's no wrong at all as she is a baby..
The dog is also not wrong just craving for its partner... after a long time it has found its own.. It will return home by itself...
2007-12-10 02:37:59 · answer #6 · answered by sweetie 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah
2007-12-10 02:33:48 · answer #7 · answered by Crazy Diamond 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
and if `belle` the dog had been run over and `flattened`-guess other dog would `pump it up` eh? lol.
i like the question!
2007-12-10 02:34:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Girl, you have to hand it to you English, always laughing, Bob Hope's legacy is alive and well, have another star!!
2007-12-10 05:35:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am still laughing. This is very funny. I sent it to all of my friends. A star for you.
2007-12-10 04:09:55 · answer #10 · answered by curious connie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good,may I share?Funny....
2007-12-10 06:23:01 · answer #11 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋