What is and who sang what you consider to be the funniest Christmas song?

Question

Like Randolph the Flat-nosed Reindeer by Homer and Jethro.

Answer 1

That's so easy....

I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas!
By: the Countdown Kids

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
a hippopotamus is all I want...
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy!

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Clause will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
just bring him through the front door, that's the easy thing to do...
CHORUS:
I can see me now on Christmas morning
creeping down the stairs
Oh what a joy and what a surprise,
when I open up my eyes
To see my hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No Crocodiles or Rhinoceroses, I only like hippopotamuses
and hippopotamuses like me too...

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
A hippopotamus is all I want
Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
The kind I was last summer in the zoo
We got a car with room for two in our two-car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give his massage
CHORUS:
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No kangaroos or duckbill platypuses, I only like hippopotamuses
And Hippopotamuses like me too!!!

and that's all I have to say about that♥

Answer 2

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Answer 3

I just heard a new one last night on the radio of The 12 days of Christmas by Jeff Foxworthy (The Redneck Guy )and Larry The Cable Guy unbelievable that anyone can still come up with a new version of that.

Answer 4

Of course it has to be "Grandma got run over by a Reindeer"
Or the Alvin and the Chipmonk songs.

Answer 5

I don't know who sings it, but the song is called "Gramma Got Run Over By a Reindeer". It's funny in a macabre way..

Answer 6

Jeff Foxworthy 12 Reckneck Day of Chirstmas
12 pk of bud
11 restling tickets
10 of copehagin
9 yrs provation
8 table dancers
7packs of red min
6 cans of spam
5 flantly shirts
4 big mic tires
3 shoot gun sheels
2 hunting dogs
1 and some parts to must tang Gt

Answer 7

Grandma got run over by a reindeer and its sung by Elmo and Patsy

Answer 8

Janice...here it is...Bob Rivers?

The Chimney Song
There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all night long.
Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night
But he never came and it don't seem right.
And there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't make a sound,
But I wish you Merry Christmas.

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all week long.
Well, the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue
And we don't know what we're going to do.
Cause there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't move around,
And it's been a week since Christmas.

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all month long.
Well, it's jammed up tight above the fireplace
Now the house smells funny, such a big disgrace.
That there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't talk at all,
And it's been there since last Christmas.

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all year long.
I'll been waiting up for Santa like I did last year
But my brother says, "He's already here."
And he's stuck up in the chimney
And he doesn't say a word
And he'll be there every Christmas.
And we'll have him every Christmas.

Answer 9

the 12 Pains of Christmas

Answer 10

Christmass In The Hood by Twiztid. So funny