That a lot of the little girls would be getting shotguns instead of ugly dolls?
2007-12-10 00:52:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
This Mrs Claus is directionally impared, so she hires professionals to do the delivering
2007-12-10 04:07:13 · answer #1 · answered by slk29406 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'm with Lady G on this one!
Santa has to get out and work off his weight so he and Mrs Claus can spend a few weeks in Florida incognito on the beach.
BTW guns are no longer politically correct at the North Pole., and there are no dolls made that are not loved by someone.
2007-12-10 02:52:46 · answer #2 · answered by Donna 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Women's Lib hit the North Pole many moons ago...that's why MR. Claus doing all the deliveries and Mrs. C gets to stay home and take care of her hearth.
2007-12-10 02:09:57 · answer #3 · answered by Lady G 6 · 9⤊ 0⤋
I believe womens lib hit the north pole on the first christmas ,which is why she gets to stay home and rest while santa delivers all the toys.
2007-12-10 07:15:07 · answer #4 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
truthfully, Santa lives on the South Pole, or Antartica. He makes use of a great subterfuge to freeze the Earths rotation, to that end scuffling with time. additionally prevalent because of the fact the "superman consequence" from whilst Mr S went worldwide extensive backwards so speedy he reversed time. He then works the equivalent of ten years in one evening to present all of the needy infants of the worldwide. opposite to commonplace thought, he would not provide coal to the "naughty," he in simple terms ignores them.... and Jews.. so i've got been instructed by way of my buddy Mr. Goldenschmidt. To re-excel the worldwide to organic speed he visits the Catholic teenagers of Mexico and eats a great number of bean burritos. He then makes a brilliant fart pointing west whilst clutching the floor along with his Uuber-Cleats and the worldwide turns, to that end bringing time returned. You have been naughty... so became I. I by no skill have been given no longer something.
2016-11-14 07:27:31 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just love my shotgun! What a pooh you are Wally! Now who is profiling! We Elf's do not discriminate! I will be more than happy to send you a little doll this year ..... checking to see if your still on the nice list!
2007-12-10 06:11:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The same result as manure hitting the fan -- you'd have s*** scattered all around the world.
(thought you were talking "women's lib" ? -- Mrs. Claus has always been the boss, that's the 'normal 'state of things -- has nothing to do with burnt bras and chastity belts)
2007-12-10 03:11:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Yea! Finally some practical gifts. I hope she brings me a new circular saw!! I could clamp down some old Barbie dolls and cut them in half. Good times!
2007-12-10 01:14:14 · answer #8 · answered by judy b 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I think Ms. Claus would be smart enough to have everything delivered by UPS, DHL and FED/EX.
2007-12-10 01:26:07 · answer #9 · answered by catspit 5 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Listen Mrs.Claus does the cooking for Santa.The elves do all the work.One nite a year is not too much for him to handle..Right.How do we know she hasn't had to take up his slack a few times.Maybe that is why he wants us sleeping for him to come..Now you got me thinking...
2007-12-10 02:41:25 · answer #10 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋