Senior Citizens

2007-11-07 23:03:45 · 16 answers · asked by Telma G 2

very recently the gas company dug up the road where I live to lay new pipes. Now, this morning the road is being dug up again in the same places to lay new sewer pipes.Why couldnt they get together and do both at the same time? Also I have just come off night duty in A&E, so no sleep for me!

2007-11-07 22:33:46 · 18 answers · asked by Yoda 4

A few years ago I used to live near a big field in the city, so it had roads running round it. they used to have circuses on the field and one day the elephants were crossing the road and my friend had stopped in her car to let them pass, but one sat on the bonnet (hood) of her car and crushed it! She had the kids in the back seat and they were screaming with laughter! Then she had to write a claim to the insurance company! Can you imagine their faces when they got the claim? Damage caused by elephant in the road! In the middle of East London!

2007-11-07 21:25:39 · 15 answers · asked by Yoda 4

Has the sun gone out?

2007-11-07 20:39:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Sure am, dja brin sum moonshine. Missed ya'll.

2007-11-07 18:48:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Or do they just like to confuse us?

Question: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a philosopher?
Answer: An offer you can't understand.

Question: What is a recent philosophy Ph.D.'s usual question in his or her first job?
Answer: "Would you like french fries with that, sir?"

If you put two philosophers in a room, you get two opinions, unless one of them is Eddy Zemach, in which case you get seven opinions. (Apologies to Winston Churchill)


www.miami.edu/phi/jokes.htm - 22k

2007-11-07 18:21:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

This is on in Australia now. I saw him many times live, and he was always great. I know, Iknow , the tantrums. This is good.
The link is FINE. I checcked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm7SGhoTXR4

2007-11-07 18:08:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

do you like to go to the movies??? i f yes why and if no why not with detail please

2007-11-07 18:06:11 · 26 answers · asked by GREG M 1

One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish.

About that time, a businessman came walking down the beach, trying to relieve some of the stress of his workday. He noticed the fisherman sitting on the beach and decided to find out why this fisherman was fishing instead of working harder to make a living for himself and his family.

"You aren't going to catch many fish that way," said the businessman to the fisherman, "you should be working rather than lying on the beach!"

The fisherman looked up at the businessman, smiled and replied, "And what will my reward be?"

"Well, you can get bigger nets and catch more fish!" was the businessman's answer.

"And then what will my reward be?" asked the fisherman, still smiling.

The businessman replied, "You will make money and you'll be able to buy a boat, which will then result in larger catches of fish!" "And then what will my reward be?" asked the fisherman again.

The businessman was beginning to get a little irritated with the fisherman's questions. "You can buy a bigger boat, and hire some people to work for you!" he said.

"And then what will my reward be?" repeated the fisherman.

The businessman was getting angry. "Don't you understand? You can build up a fleet of fishing boats, sail all over the world, and let all your employees catch fish for you!"

Once again the fisherman asked, "And then what will my reward be?"

The businessman was red with rage and shouted at the fisherman, "Don't you understand that you can become so rich that you will never have to work for your living again! You can spend all the rest of your days sitting on this beach, looking at the sunset. You won't have a care in the world!"

The fisherman, still smiling, looked up and said, "And what do you think I'm doing right now?"

2007-11-07 17:41:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

1 Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?
2 Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
3 How is it possible to have a civil war?
4 If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
5 If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
6 If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
7 Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
8 Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
9 Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
10 If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
11 If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Enough.

2007-11-07 17:32:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

And we were still listening to his music in 1980.
"Sittin on the Dock o The Bay"
Any more you all can remember. He was great.

2007-11-07 17:24:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-07 17:17:11 · 8 answers · asked by ncgirl 6

it just perks them up right perty.

2007-11-07 17:06:30 · 9 answers · asked by Country 5

They always know how ta' make ya feel welcome, ain't that th' truth?

2007-11-07 17:02:25 · 29 answers · asked by I Love Lucy 3

We's become bosom buddies yes we are.
I was thinkin along the lines of back wax. What do ya think?

2007-11-07 16:59:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-07 16:47:13 · 4 answers · asked by ncgirl 6

carry when you go trompin in them woods?

2007-11-07 16:26:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

so Hannah is a broken woman.Can my charm an beauty get me a new man real soon?

2007-11-07 16:23:09 · 17 answers · asked by HillbillyHannah 2

2007-11-07 16:04:51 · 15 answers · asked by Country 5

ever time I sees her my heart goes flip flop.

2007-11-07 16:01:50 · 13 answers · asked by Country 5

2007-11-07 15:36:35 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

another female student by way of friendly affection? I hope this wasn't motivated by any religious fundamentalism that thinks that all touching is obscene.

2007-11-07 14:49:07 · 19 answers · asked by americanhero_aa 2

if so, i just want to take this time to say thanks.

but on to the question, are you a veteran? if so, what war did you fight in? what was it like? what did you do? im very interested in any stories. : )

2007-11-07 14:19:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

A "small" Dairy Queen chocolate cone has 7g of fat total of which 5 is saturated. It also has 20 mg of cholesterol. Why is life so unfair?

2007-11-07 14:06:44 · 60 answers · asked by Anonymous

Does it make you wonder where some parents went wrong?

2007-11-07 13:56:50 · 17 answers · asked by ncgirl 6

2007-11-07 13:49:31 · 23 answers · asked by ncgirl 6

2007-11-07 13:45:52 · 19 answers · asked by ncgirl 6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HP5t1GTS1M&NR=1
I was browsing youtube again and wanted to share this with you folks.

2007-11-07 13:31:47 · 16 answers · asked by Donna 7

2007-11-07 12:46:17 · 18 answers · asked by gggggg 6

2007-11-07 12:41:38 · 58 answers · asked by gggggg 6