Or do they just like to confuse us?
Question: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a philosopher?
Answer: An offer you can't understand.
Question: What is a recent philosophy Ph.D.'s usual question in his or her first job?
Answer: "Would you like french fries with that, sir?"
If you put two philosophers in a room, you get two opinions, unless one of them is Eddy Zemach, in which case you get seven opinions. (Apologies to Winston Churchill)
www.miami.edu/phi/jokes.htm - 22k
2007-11-07 18:21:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Underground man, you mean you work with YUPPIES.
2007-11-07 21:11:43 · update #1
These are not posted to bash Philosophy.
2007-11-07 21:13:32 · update #2
Being a philosophy buff with a bent for humor I loved this!
2007-11-07 22:23:11 · answer #1 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
before everything, the assumption of evolution is an evidence of a organic technique, no longer a prescription for use as a foundation for a philosophical or religious instruction manual for society. 2d, survival of the fittest would not advise the main efficient. It ability that those organisms that have the specific characteristics to enable them to stay to tell the tale long sufficient to reproduce will bypass those characteristics directly to the subsequent technology. The trait may be something so common as color, or the skill to digest a various plant, or another such trait. you're admitting your very own animosity in the direction of evolution because you discover it as a threat on your ideals. in spite of your perceptions, there's a huge volume of knowledge for evolution and surely none that prohibits it.
2016-12-08 15:29:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't always understand philosophy, but it's very interesting. I like when something makes me think. Some good jokes there. lol
2007-11-07 19:22:16 · answer #3 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Which bit? From Aristotle to Wittgenstein there's a fair few dictionary entries. Maybe your confused because your trying to integrate all philosophies into a homogenous universal application. Now that would be silly.
2007-11-07 20:20:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Some people. No sense of humor. Like them. The first is really good.
2007-11-07 22:37:30 · answer #5 · answered by Telma G 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It may be that philosophy majors are going to end up shoveling fries, but you know, they're a h*ll of a lot more interesting to talk to than your typical brain-dead business major.
I work with all kinds of upwardly mobile, young professionals, and your assorted "success stories." Suprisingly dull and uncultured.
2007-11-07 18:25:30 · answer #6 · answered by Underground Man 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
those are some good ones. dont understand philosophy that much but i get the joke. thanks
2007-11-08 01:22:15 · answer #7 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
woe is me, gettin in that educated stuff now.
2007-11-08 04:31:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!! Couldn't agree with you more!! lol!
2007-11-08 09:39:50 · answer #9 · answered by Meeshmai 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋