1 Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?
2 Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
3 How is it possible to have a civil war?
4 If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
5 If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
6 If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
7 Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
8 Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
9 Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
10 If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
11 If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Enough.
2007-11-07 17:32:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Darn, you always come up with the most interesting stuff late at night!! Love it...I'll have to show it my husband tomorrow...they all pass this kind of stuff around at his job. Thanks, just me...and I'm that note, I'm off to bed.
Glad your pic came back for your avatar...much nicer than the silhouette!
2007-11-07 18:04:37 · answer #1 · answered by night-owl gracie 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I have some questions of my own that you may be able to help me with.
1. What should I do if I see an endangered animal trying to eat a protected plant?
2. Most rapes and murders are solved with DNA evidence. We share 97% of our DNA with chimpanzees. How can we be sure its not the chimpanzees causing all the problems?
3. What day is it? is it christmas yet?
2007-11-07 17:58:40 · answer #2 · answered by fnqbigboy 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Those are some real thought provoking questions. Our language often doesn't make sense, there's so many contradictions in terms. That # 10 sounds like a good suggestion.
2007-11-07 17:46:53 · answer #3 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I like 5, 7, 8, 10 the best. !! They are all good though !!!
2007-11-07 18:21:00 · answer #4 · answered by Diana 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
OK so you and Sage,, and Wally are all still on a roll today!! Very cute!! lol! I like #10 the best!
2007-11-07 18:28:14 · answer #5 · answered by Meeshmai 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Best way to lose minimal points ie., 5 points instead of 55.!
What an idea..!!
2007-11-07 18:11:05 · answer #6 · answered by chandrasekharam b 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Uncle BillyBob: Where is
Bubba? Aym jest pinin away
4 him!!!
2007-11-08 08:40:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whooeeee!!1 that be a powerful lot of question. I be gonna has to think on them a mite.
2007-11-07 17:40:27 · answer #8 · answered by Country 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Fraid this ol' hillbilly cain't answer ya dearie, but them's mighty fine questions yer askin'.
2007-11-07 17:39:32 · answer #9 · answered by I Love Lucy 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Good questions all Justme!!! I love them all they are so funny especially no. 11 hehehehehehe
2007-11-07 18:00:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋