Cultures & Groups - 31 December 2007

I have. About 3 years in a row (when I was 22-25) or so. It was beautiful to be there and the air was eclectric ( is that the right word?) I will never forget it.. Your thoughts, if you were there?

2007-12-31 10:03:30 · 12 answers · asked by Judith H 5 in Senior Citizens

Other than humans, that is.

2007-12-31 10:00:21 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

mine is to stop drinking and smoking and to explore my entreprenaurial side. am trying to come up on $10,000,000 so i can buy my own island. you ?

2007-12-31 09:56:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

For those of you who have been involved in long relationships or who are still lucky enough to have a wife to share life with, what do you do after years of marriage to make your wife still feel loved and beautiful and desirable and valuable to you?

Have you gotten sloppy and take your wife for granted so she is not the happy carefree loving wife you had when you married her?

Would you address your wife as old hag or you old boot or sometimes as you old fool?

Would you talk to other women who are strangers to you when you take out your wife or are you just with your wife and pay attention to her?

Do you have advise for other men to make a happy marriage ?

2007-12-31 09:54:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

What women want in a man at age 22:

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What women want in a man at age 32:

1. Nice looking (preferably with hair)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What women want in a man at age 42:

1. Not too ugly (bald head is fine)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What women want in a man at age 52:

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What women want in a man at age 62:

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What women want in a man at age 72:

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

2007-12-31 09:48:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

I am thinking this will be my 53rd. I started about 7. Sneaking drinks in the other room when everyone my folks had over were snockered.

2007-12-31 09:34:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church, and was preaching his first sermon. In the seminary, they had taught him that if he forgot something, just back up and repeat what he had said, and maybe it would come back to him.

He started out with a quote, "Behold, I cometh....." but he couldn't remember the rest of it.

So he trys to regain his composure, backs up an starts again... "Behold I cometh..." but he still couldn't remember.

So he rears back and shouts again, "Behold I cometh! ..." but this time he trips over the pulpit and falls right into the lap of a little old lady sitting the front row!

He was embarassed and started apologizing, but before he could finish the woman muttered...
"It isn't your fault sonny - you told me you were coming three times... I should have moved!"

2007-12-31 09:33:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

"HAPPY NEW YEAR"(had to make it a question first). Only nine and a half hours and it will be 2008. We made it another year guys and gals, how about that?

2007-12-31 09:29:13 · 29 answers · asked by Star doodle 2 in Senior Citizens

Hi there.

I am working and living in Lagos, Nigeria. I find this country very tyring. The people are great. But the living and working conditions suck. I miss my family and would like to go home, but the money is good. I have thought about leaving but at the moment I really need sort myself out. What should I do in order to keep my spirits up and stay in a happy mood. I am so alone here and really need someone to talk to.

2007-12-31 09:17:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

will be alone tonight ? I'm going to be home alone, so think I'll put on new gown and robe and curl up in front of the 'puter, & see what goes on here at night. I'll make hot cocoa and monkey bread if anyone cares to join me.

2007-12-31 09:13:57 · 28 answers · asked by stormy 4 in Senior Citizens

good or bad memories from high school? I'll start it off: I had horrible memories from high school. I was so, so, so, so shy. I had about 2 friends, but I did speak to some others. I hated giving an answer in class. I am anything but shy now...

2007-12-31 09:08:52 · 24 answers · asked by Judith H 5 in Senior Citizens

Realistically now, how can you improve the way you live, without the obvious solution of SS giving us extra money out
of the hat, which we aren't going to see? Will you pick up part
time work, or do some recycling for cash, or some other means of raising money? Or will it be just cleaning up your
immediate environment and throwing out the old junk? I'd
like some valid and senstible comments only please!

2007-12-31 08:59:16 · 10 answers · asked by Lynn 7 in Senior Citizens

I thought the famed tribe in westerns was pronounced .So Ix...not Soo.

2007-12-31 08:58:07 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

Rather than hear those blowers going all the time? Do you think it is time we go back to push mowers? No noise and it still does a good job?

2007-12-31 08:55:36 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

Even if you just glance at it from the corner of your eye, will that still prevent the boiling action?

2007-12-31 08:49:38 · 35 answers · asked by TRAF 4 in Senior Citizens

A lot of my friends say they can't get their husbands attention, So Ive been brain storming I will invent a device that will store and play music, or place a hearing aid under the womens breast bone I hail this as a major break through women are always complaining of men staring at their breast bone and not listening to them

2007-12-31 08:49:00 · 5 answers · asked by Jan 6 in Senior Citizens

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

"Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."

"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."

Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "****! THAT'S the word!”

2007-12-31 08:46:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

I just received a message with this statement: "I see that your bi ............ Why i mean you are beautiful enough to get a man. Why wouldnt a man want you?"

I've heard the stereotypes that bisexual women are attention-whores and nymphomaniacs, but never that they are usually unattractive.

Is this a common stereotype, or just one person's moment of stupidity?

2007-12-31 08:40:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Is it just me or what? It seems like this country has no nationalism at all. If you look at Canada, every business has a Maple Leaf in their logo. Also, we are way too politically correct. This whole African-Italian-Mexican-whatever American is way out of control. I promise if North Korea ever goes to war with us, it won't just be agianst Japanese-Americans. What's up with all this hurt feelings and stuff? They have shows like Dr. Phil talking about bullying in school. It's all part of life. Get over it. People complain about the war in Iraq, but to be honest 4,000 isn't a lot compared to other wars. I don't like to see anyone lose their life, but if you are going to engage in war, you will lose lives. I served in the military and it seems to me the people complaining most are the ones who drive around in Hummers with children that would never join the military.

2007-12-31 08:39:04 · 11 answers · asked by Cipher 3 in Other - Cultures & Groups

To My Dearest Wife,

During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often:

We will wake the kids - 54 times

It's too late - 15 times

I'm too tired - 42 times

It's too early - 12 times

It's too hot - 18 times

Pretending to be asleep - 31 times

The neighbors will hear - 9 times

Headache or backache - 26 times

Sunburn - 10 times

Your mother will hear us - 9 times

Not in the mood - 21 times

Watching the late show - 17 times

Too sore - 26 times

New hairdo - 6 times

Wrong time of the month - 14 times

You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times

Of the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with, 7 times I had to wake you up to tell you I was finished, and once I was afraid that I had hurt you because you started thrashing around and breathing heavy. Let's try to improve this, shall we??

Love, Your Hubby

**********************

To My Dearest Husband,

I think things are a little confused. Here are the REAL reasons you didn't get more than you did this past year:

Came home drunk and tried to screw the cat - 23 times

Did not come home at all - 36 times

Did not come - 21 times

Came too soon - 38 times

Went soft before you got it in - 19 times

Cramps in your leg - 16 times

Working too late - 33 times

You had a rash, probably from a toilet seat - 29 times

Caught yourself in your zipper - 15 times

You had a cold and your nose kept running - 21 times

You had burned your tongue on hot coffee - 9 times

You had a splinter in your finger - 11 times

You lost the notion after thinking about it - 42 times

Came in your pajamas after reading a dirty book - 16 times

The reason I laid still was because you had missed me and were screwing the sheet. You seemed to be having a good time and I didn't want to move and spoil it for you. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling.

What I said was, "Would you like me on my back or kneeling?" The time I was thrashing around and gasping was when you farted and I was fighting for air. Maybe you can work on your "shortcomings?"

Love, Your Wife

2007-12-31 08:21:25 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep in a corner. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

The next day he was back, resumed his position in the hall, and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: "Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap."

The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with ten children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?"

2007-12-31 07:48:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

I think women have that mystery quality that makes us guys go crazy! And I also believe that women are not only sexy, but they are also very smart too! So what makes you in your opinion stand out has a woman? **be honest girls** :)

2007-12-31 07:44:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

He wants to know what I want from him. I would like to say I just want him to love me and be with me. I'll say what I think but I just want to know what might make him more comfortable and pleasant.

Thanks for the answer and sorry for my bad English. Have a great new years day!

2007-12-31 07:26:20 · 7 answers · asked by Chris 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

will someone please tell me how i can get out this dam chair and give my eyes and fingers a rest , happy new year,xxxx

2007-12-31 07:17:17 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

2007-12-31 07:14:10 · 8 answers · asked by tysdad62271 5 in Senior Citizens

...considered chatting and a violation of the CG? I asked a question that was somewhat similar to one I had gotten a violation on before so I'm pretty sure I know who the chat- rat is now. I'm not going to go tit for tat with the chat rat but I'm not giving up on the chat until I get a suspension. I love you all, have a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

2007-12-31 07:11:43 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

Who started this custom? I believe that nothing inside or outside the body should be removed un-necessary. Hair was put on legs and underarms for a reason, just because I don't know the reason, doesn't make it null.

Male's comments are welcome also.

2007-12-31 07:11:25 · 48 answers · asked by Gem 5 in Senior Citizens

...for some its next year, and others yesterday...

...as for myself, ...YES!!!...one day at a time...

2007-12-31 07:05:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

I have searched without success for a meaningful response to this question for many years. Perhaps those that have a meaningful answer "are not talking"?? :o]

I would like to start off the new year knowing the answers to all of my questions! (Any thumbs down will be considered to be an error in judgment)

2007-12-31 06:47:42 · 15 answers · asked by LUCKY 4 in Senior Citizens

I was reading the questions on here and wondering who cares about this stuff. Who cares about this channel or that electronic etc. etc.

2007-12-31 06:45:24 · 2 answers · asked by Thermos 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups