Do you believe that this is what us woman want in a man. ?

Question

What women want in a man at age 22:

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What women want in a man at age 32:

1. Nice looking (preferably with hair)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What women want in a man at age 42:

1. Not too ugly (bald head is fine)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What women want in a man at age 52:

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What women want in a man at age 62:

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What women want in a man at age 72:

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

Answer 1

Goodness only knows where you get your pearlers from Susie but we hope you keep them coming all through 2008. You've brighten our days, you've given us a good laugh, and we look forward to what you're going to come up with next!
As for this latest edition to your collection of funnies.......very good, very funny. ROFLMAO.

Answer 2

I printed this off to share, it's a hoot!

Maybe not necessarily true, but jokes aren't supposed to be anyway, are they! Funny. Thanks for the giggles.

Answer 3

When you're 72, you are most likely well and living......maybe these would apply at over the age of 90, but i find it kind of offensive that you would think someone that age would be considered decrepit.

Answer 4

Looks as though men and women have similar desires.

Answer 5

58 Have a suit and more than 1 tie.
I trim my nose hairs when nagged.
Don't shave, have someone else trim my beard on occasion.
Love's to scare children. I will not, will not, have my eyebrows trimmed.
Still have my own teeth

Where do I fit in?
a) twildo
b) can fix
c) forget it

Answer 6

hey! for sure a lot of your friends likes you, nice joke he he he

Answer 7

That would be fine for me. And the last one should be for every age.

Answer 8

LOL !!!!
Thanks for the Heads up !!!

Answer 9

that was priceless! My man is 75, and he has his own teeth, a fair amount of hair, he may miss the toilet(I don't know) he is immaculate about himself, does forget things and relies on me for everything, we have been married for almost 50 yrs.Would not want it any other way.

Answer 10

I'm still good for a 42 yo.

;+))))

Answer 11

funny .. but no .. i think its a compatible love match we look for at any age ...