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"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

"Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."

"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."

Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "****! THAT'S the word!”

2007-12-31 08:46:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Senior Citizens

17 answers

Boy, some people are really slow, aren't they? Bet he never makes 'that' mistake again,lol!!!!!

2007-12-31 09:00:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Plenty of slip twixt the tongue and the clip,

2007-12-31 18:58:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

All I can say to that is OUCH and OOP'S.

2007-12-31 18:21:25 · answer #3 · answered by Moe 6 · 1 0

OMG.......the POOR man....LOL...ouch!!!!

2007-12-31 17:51:59 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ HOPE ♥ 4 · 2 0

I think he should have used a medical dictionary or drawn a picture.

2007-12-31 17:44:55 · answer #5 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3 0

Ouch!

2007-12-31 17:12:07 · answer #6 · answered by UncleBuck 5 · 3 0

A really painful joke i hope,,,,,,

2007-12-31 17:04:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I find this hard to believe in this day and age, but it is quite funny. A star for you.

2007-12-31 17:04:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

I think its all ALL B@@@@@KS!

2007-12-31 17:01:29 · answer #9 · answered by leopardshaz 5 · 3 0

LMAO !!!!

2007-12-31 17:00:07 · answer #10 · answered by Crusha03 6 · 2 0

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