Society & Culture - 19 August 2006

Cause I'd really like to meet her..
And ask her why we're who we are...

2006-08-19 15:31:20 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

A) Tell them you're already saved.
B) Tell them you're not interested.
C) Tell them to **** off.
D) Eye them up and down while licking your licks and making forward sexual advances.
E) Go to the door naked while masturbating, and open the door right before you're about to blow your load.
F) Go out the backdoor, sneak around the house, and take one of them down in a sleeperhold while silmutaneously drop-kicking the other one into the pavement.
G) MUTHA ****ING SNAKES ON A MUTHA ****ING PLANE!

2006-08-19 15:30:57 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-19 15:30:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-08-19 15:29:33 · 11 answers · asked by outremer7 1 in Religion & Spirituality

They recently discovered a smaller scroll hidden in the cylinder of the first scroll of the ancient Biblical scriptures, believed to be the actual "first page" of the Bible. When deciphered, it read:

"Copyright (c) 300 B.C. God. All Rights Reserved First Scrawling: First-Sunrise-After-Stonehenge-Keystone- Is-Shadowed, 300 B.C.

All beings, places and events depicted in this work are fictional, and any resemblance to actual beings, places and events past, present or future is purely coincidental.

WARNING: Some of the actions performed in this work are dangerous and should only be attempted by professionals familiar with the action in question.

NOTE: Those tiny points of light in the sky when it gets dark are called 'stars'. Some of them do blow up on occasion. In no way should this be construed as a sign that there is, beneath such an explosion, any form of saviour. Should such a misconstrual happen, the author will not be held responsible for the avalanche of arrogance, zeal, bigotry, humanocentricity and other vile acts which will surely follow the residents of the planet into time eternal until someone sees fit to erase the denizens of the world and let the author start over.

ISBN 0-000000-0000-1

Suggested retail: 1 sheep."

2006-08-19 15:29:15 · 19 answers · asked by persephoneis1 2 in Mythology & Folklore

If it is done discretely, why can't the immediate family set up a camcorder to record the funeral service? I can understand if it is someone not planning the funeral, but if the only son of his deceased mother wants to tape the mass, why would the priest object? It's not like taping her death, or cremation.

2006-08-19 15:29:10 · 8 answers · asked by chipper 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-19 15:28:53 · 42 answers · asked by ultraman 2 in Other - Society & Culture

Do you think you will go to hell if you are not saved?

2006-08-19 15:28:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

the pharos denied Moses
the Jewish denied Jesus
and christians denied Muhammad.

2006-08-19 15:27:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-19 15:26:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Americans generally don't use much of the english language (i.e. doesn't work instead of incompatible) and also have more simplistic spellings (color vs. colour) do english people dislike Americans for this?

2006-08-19 15:26:42 · 6 answers · asked by Mikey X 2 in Languages

for example 1 custom may be that we celebrate christmas with the giving of gifts and 1 value may be that family is important.
Please help!!!!!

2006-08-19 15:26:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Holidays

2006-08-19 15:25:48 · 9 answers · asked by curious 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-08-19 15:24:52 · 1 answers · asked by pumpkin 4 in Other - Society & Culture

he died of the same brain condition as khalid muhammed.....................................a little strange no?

2006-08-19 15:24:30 · 10 answers · asked by J S 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

I am 13 and I want to join a coven but i live in a small and mainly christian town. How should I go about looking for a coven? Should i simply wait until i'm older and start my own? Is there any reference i could check?

2006-08-19 15:24:20 · 10 answers · asked by Seeker 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Is there anything wrong with a Christian witnessing only in groups?
Are we ever commanded to only witness alone? Some Christians feel insecure about witnessing alone. Is there anything wrong with that?

2006-08-19 15:22:34 · 17 answers · asked by Road Trip 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I'm wondering what the exact use is of the auxilliary form of the verb "to do", such as "I do like vegetables" or "I did have to be there". It seems to only modify the secondary verb and sometimes it seems a sentence would be more concise without the use. Is there another reason for its inclusion in the English langauge? Are there equivilents in other languages?

2006-08-19 15:22:12 · 4 answers · asked by Bruyere 2 in Languages

I figure it has a double meaning saying this. Specially when people say that phrase form the song, "my milksahke brings all the boys to the yard". What does this means?

2006-08-19 15:22:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

To me He is God's grace.

2006-08-19 15:21:41 · 34 answers · asked by child_of_the_lion 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I have had a lot of sexual thoughts. I read somewhere that it is a deadly sin. Is that true? I'm not trying to be a sinner, but I can't always control what I think.

2006-08-19 15:20:41 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

it seems like an etching, or wood cut, in the style of dore (whom it may be), depicting a man with one and a half arms; one arm severed, but smooth/healed, seeming, about the elbow, the other holding a torch at, roughly, 45 degree tilt (so that the fuel of the torch's fire would spill from it, though i saw none). to his left (or so it seemed in the program i was watching, that featured it - "history's mysteries: cults" - they may have flipped the picture) appears to be a man, kneeling, looking not unlike a durer christ. it may be meant to convey sparks falling from the torch entering the man (it was used in a segment on gnosticism). it may be merely a small part of a larger picture. any clues? a link, to verify it's the same work, would be useful. further: why is the standing man (perhaps crowned with leaves?) maimed? i've studied something of gnosticism, but don't recognise this symbol. it has a blakean feel, about it, but the art is not as "simple". who are these figures?

2006-08-19 15:19:03 · 2 answers · asked by altgrave 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-19 15:18:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-08-19 15:18:23 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I have just watched the 40th anniversary of the battle of long tan ceremony. Why do the speakers always thank God.
When ever there is human suffering and injustice,why thank God.Thank him for what.

2006-08-19 15:17:47 · 6 answers · asked by jo 2 in Other - Society & Culture

Im a buddhist and I cant stand it when Im told Im wrong about my religion when I want to make peace and all they do is critisize. And this whole Im going to hell thing, it makes you look bad because it's like your ruling your religion on fear not faith. (If your going to judge me in your response, you need not awnser)

2006-08-19 15:17:34 · 45 answers · asked by Another guy 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I think this is the simplist question I've ever asked.

2006-08-19 15:16:35 · 21 answers · asked by luvwinz 4 in Religion & Spirituality

It is in the news a little ofter since 911, usually with the word terrorism close by after all.

2006-08-19 15:15:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

...that even he couldn't eat it?

2006-08-19 15:14:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-19 15:14:16 · 10 answers · asked by smncoll 2 in Religion & Spirituality