I would think no matter how 'great' it would be to be standing in front of god in your white robe with all the other tools worshipping him, that would get old after about 2 minutes.
"Oh god, you are so great, let's sing a song about how great you are. I'm so lucky to be here. You are the best. Really, you're so handsome and funny and sexy and everyone loves you. You rock. You have bigger muscles than Fabio and Arnold put together. Oh Lord, let's sing another song about you. Let's tell one another how much we love you. Yes, God you are so great. I wish I could spend more time telling you how great you are. Because, really dude, you rock! You're so awesome. I can't tell you that enough. You're money baby. MONEY. If I could be like anyone I'd be just like you. I bet everyone wishes they could be as cool as you. How do you get your hair to look so good? That shirt looks really great on you by the way. Is there anything I can get for you? Something to drink? How about a nice tall glass..
2006-07-28
08:22:30
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