Hey there, it's me, your almighty creator.
You know, I've had a pretty normal life so far, but I've realized that, well, that Jesus guy really had it figured out. Be a normal old guy, bash a few tables around in a temple and claim you're the Savior. Make sure you die a martyr and then you got people worshipping you for the next two milennia!
So, I just wanted to let you all know that I'm your God or whatever you guys call it.
And, if you don't believe me, I'd like to know hy not because those other guys, Jesus and Allah and that, all they had to do was write some books. Do I need to go write a book before you think I'm God?
2006-06-22
09:31:26
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