Hey there, it's me, your almighty creator.
You know, I've had a pretty normal life so far, but I've realized that, well, that Jesus guy really had it figured out. Be a normal old guy, bash a few tables around in a temple and claim you're the Savior. Make sure you die a martyr and then you got people worshipping you for the next two milennia!
So, I just wanted to let you all know that I'm your God or whatever you guys call it.
And, if you don't believe me, I'd like to know hy not because those other guys, Jesus and Allah and that, all they had to do was write some books. Do I need to go write a book before you think I'm God?
2006-06-22 09:31:26 · 16 answers · asked by chown_me_you 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I will believe you are God when you walk across my swimming pool.
2006-06-22 09:35:18 · answer #1 · answered by plowmscat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Zep 1:12 "At that time I will take a lamp and search Jerusalem. I will punish the people who are self-satisfied and confident, who say to themselves, 'The LORD never does anything, one way or the other.'
Zep 1:13 Their wealth will be looted and their houses destroyed. They will never live in the houses they are building or drink wine from the vineyards they are planting."
2006-06-22 16:35:39 · answer #2 · answered by Samuel J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
UR not God. RU perfect (literally!), love EVERY1 and THING, able 2 do ANYTHING U want and not sin, and did U create EVER1 and EVERYTHING? No. U did and do none of that. No offense, but UR a sinful human who is blaspheming God. I and other Christians ONLY worship God (who is Jesus and Holy Spirit.) God loves U, I love U (as a Christian, of course :)
2006-06-22 16:44:31 · answer #3 · answered by ♠I Did My Time♠ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have two possible answers for you: 1) You aren't god. 2) I don't worship god.
Number 2 is a fact, so maybe number 1 is not the case. So you ARE god. Oh, my god!
2006-06-22 16:35:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once there was an angel that wanted to be god and be like god and the real god cast him out form around him. So pack your bags and prepare to leave, and take all that beleave in you.
2006-06-22 16:38:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhm can you make people bleed and then heal them as if you never did I want to ask you a question you belive in a man walking on the moon right? (we know your ansewer is yes) ok well how do you know its true they could have shot it in a studio and dont say yeah well theres proff b/c you and i have proff to its called the B-I-B-L-E
2006-06-22 16:41:55 · answer #6 · answered by paige 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm ok first of all there is no way your God. and your juz plain stupid for thinkin that you could be. were you born to a virgin? don't think so... can you cast demons out of people? don't think so.... do you even go to church and believe in God.... don't think so... cuz if you did you'd know that your not God....
2006-06-22 16:37:54 · answer #7 · answered by emlorene 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont doubt that you are part God, but what i do doubt is your real knowledge about God, and i dont mean a religious knowledge, but i think it is for you to cause polemic
2006-06-22 16:36:12 · answer #8 · answered by RENE H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ezekiel 28.1-10
The word of the LORD came again unto me, saying, Son of man, say unto the prince of Tyrus, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Because thine heart [is] lifted up, and thou hast said, I [am] a God, I sit [in] the seat of God, in the midst of the seas; yet thou [art] a man, and not God, though thou set thine heart as the heart of God: Behold, thou [art] wiser than Daniel; there is no secret that they can hide from thee: With thy wisdom and with thine understanding thou hast gotten thee riches, and hast gotten gold and silver into thy treasures: By thy great wisdom [and] by thy traffick hast thou increased thy riches, and thine heart is lifted up because of thy riches:
Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Because thou hast set thine heart as the heart of God; Behold, therefore I will bring strangers upon thee, the terrible of the nations: and they shall draw their swords against the beauty of thy wisdom, and they shall defile thy brightness. They shall bring thee down to the pit, and thou shalt die the deaths of [them that are] slain in the midst of the seas. Wilt thou yet say before him that slayeth thee, I [am] God? but thou [shalt be] a man, and no God, in the hand of him that slayeth thee. Thou shalt die the deaths of the uncircumcised by the hand of strangers: for I have spoken [it], saith the Lord GOD.
2006-06-22 16:40:14 · answer #9 · answered by Q 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well first of all your not God bcuz you spelled why wrong. You put hy.
2006-06-22 16:35:50 · answer #10 · answered by surferbabe_jl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋