2012, when the Alien-Maya-Nostradamian vectors coincide with the alignment of Jupiter and Venus in Libra bringing about an era of extreme change not seen since the dawning of the Age of Aquarius, will see the collision of Earth with an unknown planet twice the size of Jupiter, currently hidden behind the Sun. What I want to know is:
1) How many MRE’s will I need to feed my extended family while the dust settles?
2) Should I close my IRA’s and take the penalty for early withdrawal?
3) How much ammo will I need to defend my MRE’s from the unprepared?
4) Can I be mayor?
5) Will I still have to recycle in 2013?
6) Does anyone know whether tin-foil hats will be on sale in late 2012?
7) How long can I expect my running shoes to last in air full of smoke and dust?
8) Will I have to give my paperboy a Christmas present in 2012?
9) Should I change all my Pesos to Euros or into Rubles?
10) If nothing happens, ala Y2K, will there be a market for my MRE’s and tin-foil hats?
Merry Christmas, Y’all!!
2007-12-24
04:08:08
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David Bowman
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