I am in fact an alien being from a far and distant planet clevery disguised as home personal computer.
Due to the near extinction of my species due to extreme inbreeding, i have been forced to attempt to seek out and attempt to colonize the nearest inhabitable planet in the galaxy
Finnaly, after a millenia of fruitless searching, i stumbled across this floating peice of rock you laughingly call 'Earth'.
Since the discovery, i have set in motion phase one of my total domination plan.
It is at this point i think you should be made aware....
Over the past minute or so while you have been reading this, my sexual regenration gland, disguised as your mouse, has been having deep and rather enjoyable sexual intercourse with the tips of your fingers...
I can tell you are enjoying this as much as i am by the way you are smiling.....
Ohhhhh, yea baby.....thats good....keep scrolling.....
thank you for your copulation.
I'll call you.........
2007-03-10
10:20:25
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trickyrick32
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