I am in fact an alien being from a far and distant planet clevery disguised as home personal computer.
Due to the near extinction of my species due to extreme inbreeding, i have been forced to attempt to seek out and attempt to colonize the nearest inhabitable planet in the galaxy
Finnaly, after a millenia of fruitless searching, i stumbled across this floating peice of rock you laughingly call 'Earth'.
Since the discovery, i have set in motion phase one of my total domination plan.
It is at this point i think you should be made aware....
Over the past minute or so while you have been reading this, my sexual regenration gland, disguised as your mouse, has been having deep and rather enjoyable sexual intercourse with the tips of your fingers...
I can tell you are enjoying this as much as i am by the way you are smiling.....
Ohhhhh, yea baby.....thats good....keep scrolling.....
thank you for your copulation.
I'll call you.........
2007-03-10 10:20:25 · 17 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
Does that mean I am no longer a virgin? Will they kick me out of the Star Trek fan club?
2007-03-10 13:04:09 · answer #1 · answered by CLICKHEREx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm so sorry if the Earth didn't move - I was using track-pad protection. (Note of advice: it won't be inhabitable for much longer! We from planet ZappaBrains have been observing it also. We have represented it's entire 4 or so billion Earth-years history on a 24 Earth-hours clock and have observed that it gets impacted by a Meteor-Crator-sized asteroid, on average, about once every 20 seconds, on that clock. At its present position it is overdue for such an impact, by about 1minute, 20seconds! (Earth time). So we're outa here!)
2007-03-12 11:19:53 · answer #2 · answered by Girly Brains 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Phase 2 i presume will be me looking after the baby, stuck on benefits, no job, no prospects, no future. Your just like the rest of the cads who breed and then run away.......
2007-03-11 07:15:41 · answer #3 · answered by Old Man of Coniston!. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear taught my computer voice control .asked it what a mouse is though it said ( old hat. ) see yah in the 22nd century
hey just thought of summat ..and puter did it.
thats 23rd century.
did I miss something.. yours ET.
2007-03-10 13:32:22 · answer #4 · answered by raybbies 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your special jacket is waiting for you, they should never have let you out. I shall be taking you with me when I leave for Centauri in a couple of days.
2007-03-10 20:19:17 · answer #5 · answered by Londo Mol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Am i the only one worrying about what gender this alien is?
2007-03-11 01:24:52 · answer #6 · answered by Mark 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And i thought it was just pins and needles in my fingers does this mean were engaged ?
2007-03-10 10:30:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how did this person get so many characters in the question /
2007-03-10 10:49:46 · answer #8 · answered by Jack B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks to you, I'm pregnant now. My child support lawyer will call you!
P.S. Will our baby look like the Borg?
2007-03-10 10:29:13 · answer #9 · answered by amazingly intelligent 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't bother I'll call you!
2007-03-10 10:28:31 · answer #10 · answered by lynn a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋