Yes? Atkinson? What would you rather be doing, Atkinson?
Well to be quite honest, Sarge, I'd rather be at home with the wife and kids.
Would you now?
Yes, sarge.
Right off you go.Now, everybody else happy with my little plan of marching up and down the square?
Sarge
Yes?
I've got a book I'd quite like to read
Right! You go read your book then! Now everybody else quite content to join in with my little scheme of marching hup and down the square?
Sarge?
Yes, Wycliff, what is it?
Well.. I'm..er..learning the piano
'Learning the piano'?
Yes, sarge
And I suppose you want to go and practise eh? Marching up and down the square not good enough for you, eh?
Well.
Right! Off you go! Now what about the rest of you? Rather be at the pictures I suppose.
Ooh, yes, ooh rather.
All right off you go.Bloody army! I don't know what it's coming to... Right, Sgt Major, marching up and down the square... Left-right-left... left... left...
2007-06-30
17:32:39
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