Well, anyone got anything they'd rather be doing than marching up and down the square?

Question

Yes? Atkinson? What would you rather be doing, Atkinson?

Well to be quite honest, Sarge, I'd rather be at home with the wife and kids.

Would you now?

Yes, sarge.

Right off you go.Now, everybody else happy with my little plan of marching up and down the square?

Sarge

Yes?

I've got a book I'd quite like to read

Right! You go read your book then! Now everybody else quite content to join in with my little scheme of marching hup and down the square?

Sarge?

Yes, Wycliff, what is it?

Well.. I'm..er..learning the piano

'Learning the piano'?

Yes, sarge

And I suppose you want to go and practise eh? Marching up and down the square not good enough for you, eh?

Well.

Right! Off you go! Now what about the rest of you? Rather be at the pictures I suppose.

Ooh, yes, ooh rather.

All right off you go.Bloody army! I don't know what it's coming to... Right, Sgt Major, marching up and down the square... Left-right-left... left... left...

Answer 1

Michael Palin, The Meaning of Liff, I mean the Meaning of Life. Great movie!

Answer 2

you are not the first and you will not be the last to feel this way. i understand your frustation my friend. those who chose to serve the country must put up with the crap that goes with it. you are a man who is doing the right thing not only for your country but for you and your family and me and everyone else. thank you for that. this to will pass. hang in there my friend.

Answer 3

Yours is not to reason WHY!

But to DO or DIE!!