My penis is rather stout... I guess I like to think of it as a mangy fisherman. Sort of like a pirate, but more of a sea-weathered old man. It is 6 " and is pretty fat... about the size, maybe larger, of a johnsonville bratt. If you've ever had a plastic bottle of V8, you know the opening is about the size of a half dollar.... well my penis won't fit in there when erect. I did put it in once when I was flaccid, then got an erection, but it got stuck and hurt. I'd love to send my penis on a journey into a woman's vagina, and let it growl and spit and then find its way out.
The problem is women are not attracted to me very much. I have tried being nice and confident and asking them out, but they didn't bite. So then I showed some ladies my penis and they were upset. One of them yelled at me and the other one turned red and then told her kid to stop looking.
I'm wondering if my penis is something I can use to overcome the deficit of my looks, or if I'm just out of luck.
2006-12-20
13:57:26
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