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My penis is rather stout... I guess I like to think of it as a mangy fisherman. Sort of like a pirate, but more of a sea-weathered old man. It is 6 " and is pretty fat... about the size, maybe larger, of a johnsonville bratt. If you've ever had a plastic bottle of V8, you know the opening is about the size of a half dollar.... well my penis won't fit in there when erect. I did put it in once when I was flaccid, then got an erection, but it got stuck and hurt. I'd love to send my penis on a journey into a woman's vagina, and let it growl and spit and then find its way out.

The problem is women are not attracted to me very much. I have tried being nice and confident and asking them out, but they didn't bite. So then I showed some ladies my penis and they were upset. One of them yelled at me and the other one turned red and then told her kid to stop looking.

I'm wondering if my penis is something I can use to overcome the deficit of my looks, or if I'm just out of luck.

2006-12-20 13:57:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

I don't stick my penis in glass bottles... I clearly stated plastic v8 bottles.

2006-12-20 14:04:55 · update #1

I'm not hung up on my penis, I'm just trying to find my best qualities and show them to people. No different than if I had a good personality or a nicer body.

2006-12-20 14:06:17 · update #2

I just mentioned my penis in passing, but some of the ladies who have answered are getting all bothered by it. Jeez, all I was trying to do is suggest that maybe my penis is more interesting than my personality?

If I had a habit of pooping in salads I wouldn't make a woman a salad and then poop on it in front of her would I? Same thing here.

2006-12-20 14:12:21 · update #3

18 answers

I know..its because you are a weird person who's attracted to your little sister. Dude, come on. We can read your other questions too. You're a sicko...but I think you already knew that.

2006-12-24 12:36:44 · answer #1 · answered by morethanitseems 2 · 0 0

I don't think you have your facts straight about this. Women have always been more comfortable than men being physically close in the sense of hugging and touching each other. But I doubt that there is any more real sexuality in it now than there ever was, except that the taboos against acting out have been removed for most modern women. Someone once said that 10% of people are naturally gay. It may be an order of magnitude guess, but let's use it. In 1950, possibly as many as 10% of those (i.e., 1% of all women) actually found a way past the taboos to have an actual lesbian experience. The rest just found themselves less interested in men than other women, and no big deal. Perhaps a bit of self-questioning as teenagers, but nothing very well understood, because it was taboo even to talk about it. Today, the proportion of those who find their way to "the gay community" and meet someone else who is similarly inclined is much greater. But also, many women just go a little too far being close to a friend at some point (perhaps when drunk), get uncomfortable with it, and go back to being huggy, touchy type people who don't interpret that as sexual. Others find they are less comfortable with hugging and touching after that. I had to re-learn how to give a friend a hug without thinking it is "unnatural" after I got a little too close. Perhaps that's why there is also a category "bisexual."

2016-03-13 09:05:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think this is why women aren't attracted to you. I mean, I'm being turned off by just reading this! No offense or anything, but women aren't like men. Not all women cares about how big their man's penis is.. if you think that is the key to get a good girl, you are wrong mister. You seem to not understand women at all, they enjoy nice meaningful conversations, and they each like a particular different thing. If you're into a girl, find out what she likes! Do nice things for her, like give her little surprises. The key is personality not looks, and most definitely not penis -_-X. If you really want to send your penis on a journey into a woman's vagina and let it growl and spit and then find its way out, give time in a relationship, if a woman thinks you're worthy enough, she will of course give herself to you...but from what you are saying right now....it's pretty immature. You talk as if women are objects, like.....OBVIOUSLY they'd be upset if you show them your penis (especially in front of their kid), that is totally disrespectful! It's no surprise at all that they yell at you or get upset. And if you want to change your looks, do something about it! Not sit here wondering where your penis would get you, because let me tell you right here right now, it'll get you no where if you show no personality. Just being nice and confident is good but for most women you gotta show more character. :) Good luck!

2006-12-20 14:09:24 · answer #3 · answered by HEXE 2 · 1 0

You are either deranged or sick. Whatever the case, you will not be able to win a woman's heart by talking about or showing her your penis, because women don't care about that sort of thing. You are going to have to just take the rejections until you find a woman who feels the connection with you and goes for it. Until then, keep your zipper up.

2006-12-20 14:01:44 · answer #4 · answered by GoodCounsel 2 · 1 0

Your penis size is average size and should easily satisfy a woman.

Now, stop putting your penis in glass bottles and you might be OK haha.

Oh, and try to improve your looks and clothing choices, be confident and not cocky, and you'll get the ladies.

2006-12-20 14:07:26 · answer #5 · answered by Greg S 3 · 0 0

I can help you , I can easily see what the problem is number one YOU DRAG to much about yourself second the way you talk you sound like a looser or immature and girls don't like that

2006-12-20 14:20:14 · answer #6 · answered by I will 1 · 0 0

the reason women are not attracted to you cause your hung up on your penis if you spent as much time on your personality as you do thinking about your penis then you might get some ladies

2006-12-20 14:04:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hey streaking,maybe you badly need to change your moves to attract women,as the bible qoutes YOU CAN NOT LIVE BY PENIS ALONE, change your attitude, unless your penis is so huge that it runted your ego.

2006-12-20 14:09:45 · answer #8 · answered by Vannili 6 · 1 0

your just to freaky most girls dont like for guys to act and talk freaky to them right off the back so u should chill out and go to a girl in a more respectful way instead of showing her your penis.your just to nasty

2006-12-20 14:14:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

if youre trying to stick your penis in a damn bottle, no wonder they dont find you attractive....and to get hard inside the bottle, lol...oookkk....im not that "hot" but i get attention, i make woemn laugh...i have a great personality and i just be myself....they tend to liek that

2006-12-20 14:04:10 · answer #10 · answered by rockync7 2 · 1 0

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