I have been dating my girlfriend for well over a week - we were getting frisky (we have done it before, yes), in bed naked, just about to have sex.
Well, it just happened that when I sneezed snot shot out (not ON her), I snorted kind of loud and deep to take care of what was left in my nose, wiped the rest with my hand on the side of the bed then I had the urge to belch then fart right after, which I did. Aren't these natural functions that we all do?
Due to the timing, I found it really funny and laughed out loud. She then wouldn't have sex, put on her clothes and left my apartment. I tried to get her to stay by telling her I didn't leave a mark in the bed - not like it was a wet fart or anything -and to come back and stay. She still left. This was yesterday and she hasn't called me back since. I am appalled & shocked that she would leave because of this. She does these things too right? I think after a week of dating we should be able to do these things around each other?
2006-11-19
06:56:25
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