About to have sex-I sneezed (snot shot out),snorted loud, belched & farted in span of 5 sec - my GF left -why?

Question

I have been dating my girlfriend for well over a week - we were getting frisky (we have done it before, yes), in bed naked, just about to have sex.

Well, it just happened that when I sneezed snot shot out (not ON her), I snorted kind of loud and deep to take care of what was left in my nose, wiped the rest with my hand on the side of the bed then I had the urge to belch then fart right after, which I did. Aren't these natural functions that we all do?

Due to the timing, I found it really funny and laughed out loud. She then wouldn't have sex, put on her clothes and left my apartment. I tried to get her to stay by telling her I didn't leave a mark in the bed - not like it was a wet fart or anything -and to come back and stay. She still left. This was yesterday and she hasn't called me back since. I am appalled & shocked that she would leave because of this. She does these things too right? I think after a week of dating we should be able to do these things around each other?

Answer 1

I don't understand it either mate, it normally works for me. Perhaps if you actually soiled your bed you'd have had more luck :) Some girls are just stuck up I guess...

Answer 2

The belching and passing of gas are normal for a guy,...... however the snorting back of the snot and wiping the excess on the bed with your hand is just quite revolting, grotesque and crude!!!!!
Try keeping a box of tissues near the bed, comes in handy for either of you, wheather it"s used on the nose, mouth, or anywhere else.
One week of knowing her...... and you feel it"s proper for you to release not one, but all of your bodily functions and habits simeltaneously????? I'm surprised that you didn't have an I thought (I thought I had to fart, but s**t instead).
If all of this wasn't bad enough you then had the audacity to laugh and make jokes about it, when you should have been totally embarrased about it. Maybe she would have been more understanding and stayed if you were embarrased rather than being an A$$HOLE. For her sake I hope she stay as far away from you as possible, and reveals your problems/urges to all of her friends who know you!!!! ( If the BOY can't control his body, he can't control his d**k either) Enjoy wacking it off and getting to know the other side of your hand!!!!!!

Answer 3

Ok you had to sneeze. That's normal. Bodily fluid shot out unexpectedly before you could stop it. It happens. Then you snort out the rest of it and instead of getting a tissue or cloth or something you wipe it on the side of the bed. You then proceed to belch and, for your finale, you break wind.

All of this while you are doing something as romantic as making love. Are you really surprised that she left? Would you have stayed? You don't find YOU to be just a little disgusting? Make that totally disgusting!!

Answer 4

I'm just guessing but I'd say it took all the romance out of the moment. And she probably thinks you are disrespectful of the gift she was about to bestow upon you, women read strange things in situations like that, as if it was a divine sign. Dirty socks by the bedside can do the same thing. Or any item or gift in your place associated with a former girlfriend, ESPECIALLY in the bedroom. Sometimes i think it's just a case of looking for an excuse to break things off. Did you light the fart with a match?

Answer 5

the only reason she left is because that's flat out GROSS. i don't think any girl n their right mind would have stayed. even though she does these things but as a female i know that its a big turn off. personally a week isn't a very long time to be n a relationship.u hardly know anything about each other because, if u did u would know why she left.

Answer 6

Yes, these are normal body functions, but after only knowing her a little more than a week, she doesn't really know you enough to accept this kind of stuff yet. She may come back, just tell her you will try to control your farting around her.

Answer 7

Ummmm, yea but it was suppose to be an intimate, loving moment. That was just gross and when you laughed it wasn't even worth trying again. If you had walked away before it took place OR if after you sneezed you went and washed your hands, so forth and so on you may have had a chance... That was just gross.

Answer 8

So, you need to ask this question; basically, "why did she leave after dating for seven whole days?", right? As soon as I can stop laughing I'll respond.... okay. If you are so utterly clueless as to why this girl might feel like leaving after essentially every one of your body functions vented at once, then I can only suggest moving to a remote part of Arkansas and embracing celibacy.

Answer 9

man that's funny stuff ^^...

pesonally, i let the girl do those things first in front of me before i "put my guard down" so to speak. and i think a week of dating is too soon to expect that kind of bodily function comfortability from the girl.

i think the timing of the whole thing just totally killed the mood...give her time to get over it. if she's mature enough, she will...

but, next time... don't wipe your boogers on the side of the bed, that's gross ^^

Answer 10

the fact you have some serious hygiene problems might be it! Come on you wiped your boogers on the bed! Kinda wierd! The whole fart thing would probually make me leave too!

Answer 11

I mean really, you couldn't find a way to block just one of those natual functions until after the relationship was up and running or at least until after you finished with the most IMPORTANT function you were aiming to accomplish??? You messed up the order or you would have layed!!!!!!!!!!!