You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that
> took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay
> Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
>
>
> After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
> microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
> coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
> especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new
> father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep
> appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from
> him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
> party was an envelope.
>
> He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
> envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy photo of his bride
> having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
> earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
>
> After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple
> of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned
> to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd
> and said, "I'm outta here".
>
>
> He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
> would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
> affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
>
>
> His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
> wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
> reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
>
>
> This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a
> MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
>
> Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
> Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
> Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.
> The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy photo of the bride
> humping the best man: Priceless.
> There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
> MASTERCARD!
2006-11-28
06:30:20
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