I have these ones covered...
Hello, I'm a theif, and I'm here to steal your heart.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?
Are you a parking ticket?
-Why?
-Because you've got fine written all over you.
Was your dad a thief?
-why?
-Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Did you here the one about the polar bear and the iceberg?
-No
-Neither did I, but it broke the ice. Didn't it?
2006-07-27
03:33:09
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Rick
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Singles & Dating