I have these ones covered...
Hello, I'm a theif, and I'm here to steal your heart.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?
Are you a parking ticket?
-Why?
-Because you've got fine written all over you.
Was your dad a thief?
-why?
-Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Did you here the one about the polar bear and the iceberg?
-No
-Neither did I, but it broke the ice. Didn't it?
2006-07-27 03:33:09 · 5 answers · asked by Rick 7 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
the best was that beer commercial
"i lost my phone number ... can i have yours"
2006-07-27 03:37:48 · answer #1 · answered by simply_made 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman approached me in the mall and asked if I could assist her in choosing a bra that would help her show off her breasts better!
Of course I had to assist!
2006-07-27 03:40:01 · answer #2 · answered by City slicker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
r ur legs tired?
why?
cause u have been runing through my mind all day.
i like this 1 but i will say it any way
did it hurt?
did what hurt?
when u fell from heaven.
2006-07-27 03:39:12 · answer #3 · answered by dark angle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night long.......
2006-07-27 03:38:25 · answer #4 · answered by kalie s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wanna do it?-lame but it worked!
2006-07-27 03:36:45 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋