Entertainment & Music - 27 November 2007

please give details, pic of the artist if possible, lyrics, and artist.
Please let it be 06-07.
Thank you

2007-11-27 00:47:44 · 1 answers · asked by kittie 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 00:47:18 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Jakie returns to New York after being away for 30 years. He jumps into a taxi and tells the cabbie, "Take me to the Stork Club!" The cabbie answers, "Are you kidding? The Stork Club closed Years ago." "How about the Copa?" he asks. "That too," exclaims the driver. "Well," he asks,"What is still open?" The driver says, "The only one of the old clubs still around is the Hi Hat Club." "I used to go there," he exclaimes, "Let's go."
After a few drinks at the Hi Hat, Jakie goes into the mens' room where he sees runs into the old toilet caretaker. "Irving," he exclaims, "I can't believe you are still here working the toilet! How long have you been here?" "Forty years," Irving answers. Jakie asks, "So, how are you doing?" "Not so great," Irving answers. "It's not like the old days. Now all the drunks come in and throw up in the stalls. And all the druggies come in and shoot up. It's really disgusting!" "Why do you stay?" asks Jakie. Irving replies, "Every once in awhile a gentleman like you comes in to take a crap, it's like a breath of fresh air!"

2007-11-27 00:47:14 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

has anyone of you ever had one that has been banned from the Day Care??

2007-11-27 00:44:42 · 20 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

A Rabbi is crossing a busy road in front of a Catholic Chuch. Head down, deep in thought he does not see the big red bus that flattens him.

A crowd gathers round him. A priest from the Church rushes over to see if he can help. Not realising the badly injured man is a Rabbi he administers the Last Rites.

The Priest crosses himself and kneeling down whispers in the Rabbi's ear "My Son, do you believe in the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost?"

A quizzical look appears on the Rabbi's face as he answers " I lie here dying and you ask me riddles?"

2007-11-27 00:44:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It could be JT baby too.

2007-11-27 00:44:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas

Did you get yours yet?

2007-11-27 00:43:49 · 15 answers · asked by Jon C 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 00:43:28 · 18 answers · asked by TD Euwaite? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Have you ever got sick of ducking around people who think that they're more important? Yesterday I decided to just pick a straight line and knock down anyone that got in my path. Sure, the blind guy probably didn't deserve the broken arm, but that old lady will learn a valuable lesson. If they manage to fix her hip.

2007-11-27 00:42:35 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

dancing with the stars

2007-11-27 00:40:57 · 12 answers · asked by just me 6 in Drama

and they tell you they feel that they have been r@ped working for this company, what does that really say about your company???

2007-11-27 00:40:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 00:40:23 · 41 answers · asked by TD Euwaite? 6 in Polls & Surveys

..."Teach The World To Sing In Perfect Harmony?"

(I mean...that's a big classroom...and they're "teens!" for chrissakes...Holy Moly...)

2007-11-27 00:39:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've always had to work for my family and oneself, though now I'm an old man I can still look back on life and say that I've done my bit, what do you think?

I'm 76 years old and wishing you all the best,
Take good care now Alfred.

2007-11-27 00:38:38 · 28 answers · asked by Alfred Jones 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 00:35:25 · 17 answers · asked by sajad 1 in Movies

A husband in his backyard is trying to fly a kite . He throws the kite up in the air , the wind catches it for a few seconds , then it comes crashing back down to earth

he tries a few times with no success

All the while , his wife is watching from the kitchen window , muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything . She opens the window and yells to her husband ," YOU NEED A PIECE OF TAIL "

the man turns with a confused look on his face and says , " Make up your mind . last night you told me to go fly a kite "

2007-11-27 00:34:55 · 5 answers · asked by Dan M 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I for one certainly hope so, cause I'm getting mighty thirsty! LOL

2007-11-27 00:34:50 · 8 answers · asked by Mike M. 7 in Polls & Surveys

A french setting in the caffe, ordered a crossan, a cup of coffee and a jam sandwich,
while the american is chewing his gum & watching.
the american smiled and said" Do u french people eat all ur sandwich"

"of course we do" replied the french man

"we eat only whats inside and throw all the rest in special recycle bins, so u french can make ur crossan" said the american while making a huge bubble balloon

the french said nothing, but the amercan continued with a smirk in his face:
"Do u eat jam sandwiches"

"yes, we do" said the french patiently

" we the american eat half of the fruits and throw the rest in recycles bins, so u can make ur jam" laughed the american while chewing his gum.

"Do u american throw ur candoms after sex" asked the french
"yes of course we do " wondered the american

then the french guy replied:
"We don't, we throw them in special recycle bins, so u can american make ur gum"

"hey f u don't like it be easy on me!!"

2007-11-27 00:33:32 · 16 answers · asked by Light Shielded By Dark 5 in Jokes & Riddles

It makes me want to cry the idea of all the dee-lish slat going to waste, from people who don't appreciate it as much as me!

2007-11-27 00:29:49 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 00:28:53 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

know where in the world is INDONESIA? or at least know what continent it is in?
without now go and look it up on a map or google it or looking up other sites:(Can you be honest and don't cheat?)

This is a simple YES or NO question. Can you handle that without giving me the whole wikipedia article?

And... for those who answered earlier - please can I have my offences back? Some of you took them last time.

2007-11-27 00:28:09 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I love my lover for being tolerant with me through all times, even when I'm in a nasty mood... And he treats me with respect and gentleness, which made me guilty at times... How about you?

Kindly ignore me if this is a silly question... Thank you and enjoy answering... ^_^

2007-11-27 00:26:48 · 14 answers · asked by FloralLover 6 in Polls & Surveys

Found these actual conversations between Air Traffic control and pilots. Thought you'd like a giggle!

Control Tower:
"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."
Pilot:
"Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"
Control Tower:
"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"

From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue:
"I'm f...ing bored!"
Ground Traffic Control:
"Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"
Unknown aircraft:
"I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!"

Control tower to a 747:
"United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 239:
"Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."

2007-11-27 00:26:38 · 22 answers · asked by **Missy** 3 in Jokes & Riddles

OK this is only a hypothetical question but would they be
"How much is a bag of coal these days?"
"My mistress isn`t receptive,shall I have her flogged?"
"I own a large cotton mill,shall I sack a few of my workers today?"
"I think trench warfare is the way to go what do you think?"
"My wife wants to vote,shall I divorce her?"
"How do my servants clean my lion skin rug?"
"Who loves ivory?"
"Have you ever shot someone just for fun?"
What would be your question from 100 years ago?

2007-11-27 00:25:37 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 00:25:17 · 20 answers · asked by Schumi 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 00:25:10 · 8 answers · asked by Andreu 2 in Polls & Surveys

yesterday i recieved 2 different violations for the same question that i had only posted once?

2007-11-27 00:24:43 · 6 answers · asked by jesse m_violated for nothing 3 in Polls & Surveys

don't you just wish you could sleep all day?................. Or atleast another hour or two....lol

2007-11-27 00:23:49 · 31 answers · asked by welcome to my world 3 in Polls & Surveys

1. Do not pick players on ability but on the size of their salaries
2. You are only permitted to play half fit strikers if any
3. Do not practice penalties
4. You are required to change the formation every game
5. You goalkeeper must be prone to make mistakes
6. You must never allow your players to practice technique
7. Never allow your players to qualify to a tournament
8. In the event they mistakenly qualify make sure they lose in the quarter finals if not before
9. Your team are required to be complete strangers on the pitch
10. You must select Beckham (even if he's on crutches) as his wife told you to
11. It is not permitted for you to remain in your post after 2 years
12. You must accept the £2 million that the FA pay you to clear off
I have more of these - pls star if u like it

2007-11-27 00:20:22 · 5 answers · asked by Puppet Dictator 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-27 00:18:09 · 22 answers · asked by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys