1. Do not pick players on ability but on the size of their salaries
2. You are only permitted to play half fit strikers if any
3. Do not practice penalties
4. You are required to change the formation every game
5. You goalkeeper must be prone to make mistakes
6. You must never allow your players to practice technique
7. Never allow your players to qualify to a tournament
8. In the event they mistakenly qualify make sure they lose in the quarter finals if not before
9. Your team are required to be complete strangers on the pitch
10. You must select Beckham (even if he's on crutches) as his wife told you to
11. It is not permitted for you to remain in your post after 2 years
12. You must accept the £2 million that the FA pay you to clear off
I have more of these - pls star if u like it
2007-11-27 00:20:22 · 5 answers · asked by Puppet Dictator 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank you Jenny - you're a sport
2007-11-27 00:27:41 · update #1
very good have a star.
2007-11-27 00:23:41 · answer #1 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-27 09:59:50 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget the dodgy haircut!
2007-11-27 12:54:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it * for u!!
2007-11-27 08:28:19 · answer #4 · answered by Softball is my middle name! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well.lol
2007-11-27 08:40:57 · answer #5 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋