A Rabbi is crossing a busy road in front of a Catholic Chuch. Head down, deep in thought he does not see the big red bus that flattens him.
A crowd gathers round him. A priest from the Church rushes over to see if he can help. Not realising the badly injured man is a Rabbi he administers the Last Rites.
The Priest crosses himself and kneeling down whispers in the Rabbi's ear "My Son, do you believe in the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost?"
A quizzical look appears on the Rabbi's face as he answers " I lie here dying and you ask me riddles?"
2007-11-27 00:44:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-27 02:56:50 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-27 01:56:00 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-11-27 04:14:39 · answer #3 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-11-27 22:57:12 · answer #4 · answered by ice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA thats real funny innocent joke....LOl
2007-11-27 05:37:53 · answer #5 · answered by Tehseen B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One tiny giggle on my face...not that funny. sorry.
2007-11-27 00:54:59 · answer #6 · answered by Words Of Wisdom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, pmsl hun, another corker
2007-11-27 03:53:57 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good have a star
2007-11-27 05:56:14 · answer #8 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-27 02:20:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it! (and Jewish humour)
2007-11-27 01:28:03 · answer #10 · answered by busterdomino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋