Entertainment & Music - 27 November 2007

My wife does it and it's driving me insane! lol!

2007-11-27 00:15:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2007-11-27 00:13:41 · 19 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

If I told you the number of nightmares I've had about this, you seriously wouldn't believe me.

2007-11-27 00:10:18 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 00:07:44 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Walking into the bar, paddy said to Charlie the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah?" said Charlie, "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," paddy replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees.

"Really," said Charles, "Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken."

2007-11-27 00:03:40 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-27 00:03:06 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or you're too lazy to cook?

2007-11-27 00:02:45 · 43 answers · asked by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary.

He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.

Managing not to yell, Flynn sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.

He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.

In the morning, Flynn woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Mary staring at him from across the room.

She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you?"

Flynn said, "Why you say such a mean thing?"

"Well," Mary said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly.....it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.

2007-11-27 00:02:20 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

did danny trejo commit any bad crimes before becoming an actor or was it just petty stuff? i was under the impression he spent time in san quienten which is for bad criminals isnt it? but all i can seem to find is petty crime on google

2007-11-27 00:01:34 · 4 answers · asked by katie d 4 in Celebrities

well,i am from India.

2007-11-27 00:01:15 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i started smoking in the 70's, they were actually 49 cents a pack...............i can't believe it is almost $5 a pack now.

BTW, if you don't smoke, don't answer, i don't care what you think of them, REALLY, i don't, honest.......... ;)

2007-11-27 00:01:14 · 18 answers · asked by The French Connection 6 in Polls & Surveys