A Frenchman, a German, an Englishman and an Australian were discussing their sexual prowess. The French guy said ‘When I make love to my Mimi she is so affected by my wonderful love making that when we are finished her body rises, quivering, ten centimetres above the bed ‘ The German answered, ‘Das ist notting, wenn I make ze loff to my Marlene, wenn we are finished she rises 25 centimetres over ze bed.’ The Englishman smiles and says, ‘Oh I say old chap, that’s pathetic, when I make love to my Penelope, she is so affected that she rises exactly one yard over the bed and her body shakes with pure delight.’’ The Australian shakes his head and says ‘That’s nothing cobbers, when I finish making love to my Sheila, I leap off the bed, wipe my dick on the curtains and she goes through the bloody roof!’
2007-11-27
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