A Frenchman, a German, an Englishman and an Australian were discussing their sexual prowess. The French guy said ‘When I make love to my Mimi she is so affected by my wonderful love making that when we are finished her body rises, quivering, ten centimetres above the bed ‘ The German answered, ‘Das ist notting, wenn I make ze loff to my Marlene, wenn we are finished she rises 25 centimetres over ze bed.’ The Englishman smiles and says, ‘Oh I say old chap, that’s pathetic, when I make love to my Penelope, she is so affected that she rises exactly one yard over the bed and her body shakes with pure delight.’’ The Australian shakes his head and says ‘That’s nothing cobbers, when I finish making love to my Sheila, I leap off the bed, wipe my dick on the curtains and she goes through the bloody roof!’
2007-11-27 02:30:38 · 17 answers · asked by Rainman 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-11-27 06:10:22 · answer #1 · answered by paulcryo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-27 10:43:46 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol best one ive read today have a star for making me laugh
2007-11-27 12:07:05 · answer #3 · answered by Quinn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty!!
But soo funny!!
A star for the laughter you brought!! *
Cheers!!
2007-11-27 14:13:42 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha, very funny!i'd go through the bloody roof too.x
2007-11-27 10:37:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one
2007-11-27 11:23:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-27 10:54:02 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny....Have another star
2007-11-27 12:57:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-11-27 12:09:47 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-11-27 10:34:51 · answer #10 · answered by ozzy a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋