Entertainment & Music - 27 November 2007

2007-11-27 01:37:28 · 16 answers · asked by Linz VT•AM 4 in Polls & Surveys

A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on his leg. He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog.
A passer-by who'd seen everything remarked, "That's very tolerant of you after what he just did."
"Not really," came the reply. "I'm just finding out where his mouth is, so I can kick him in the nuts."

2007-11-27 01:36:27 · 17 answers · asked by GoldenHaze 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Then why should we learn other languages??

PS: English is my second language and am learning other languages...i know the answer to my question but i wanna read your opinions, so?



~thank you~

RoChEr

2007-11-27 01:33:53 · 21 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys

A Priest wanted to go to the post office. He asked a little boy the way. The boy took him to the post office. The Priest said to the boy" Thank you. Come to the Church tomorrow and I will show you the way to heaven. The boy turned and said
"But you don't even know the way to the post office".

2007-11-27 01:33:32 · 9 answers · asked by GoldenHaze 3 in Jokes & Riddles

The song is either titled "Can you feel it?" or "Can U feel it?" or "Can you feel it in the air?". It was a hit in the clubs back around 1996. I don't know who sang it, but it was an awesome song to dance to.

2007-11-27 01:31:53 · 9 answers · asked by Rob 3 in Other - Music

Is it their fault or the parents and what type people sponge like that?

2007-11-27 01:31:49 · 37 answers · asked by Gypsy Gal 6 in Polls & Surveys

They dress in funny clothes and use their pretend accent. What fools. Then there are the rednecks that try to pull it off too.

2007-11-27 01:31:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 01:29:59 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do this in job interviews and smile and laugh a lot and seem to always get the job. Why don't more people do this?

2007-11-27 01:29:55 · 104 answers · asked by Annie 1 in Polls & Surveys

an old classmate who i never really spoke to, emailed me on Classmates or Reunion, can't remember which, and then told me he had the biggest crush on me in school and could we meet for coffee........then in the next email says 'have you ever thought of moving here?' (30 minutes from me now) and he would pay for Karate lessons if my children wanted them.....he would help me move, get a truck..........WTF??
i kid you not. i barely spoke to him in high school.
and then i ask, .....uh, are you married now, kids? and he says yes, married for 22 years and 2 kids.
again, WTF do you think? i think he's a little whacko.

could i be pregnant?


(hehe ;)

2007-11-27 01:27:14 · 33 answers · asked by The French Connection 6 in Polls & Surveys

Doctor, doctor, please kiss me," says the patient.
"No, I'm sorry, that would be against the code of ethics," says the doctor.

Ten minutes later the patient says: "Doctor, please, kiss me just once."
"No, I'm sorry, I just can't" he says.

Five minutes later, she asks again: "Please, please kiss me!"
"Look," says the doctor, "it's out of the question. In fact, I probably shouldn't even be f***ing you.

2007-11-27 01:25:41 · 14 answers · asked by Patty M 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Bad on: Worst on Jeopardy, 2nd worst: Price is right.
Good on: First pick-Millionaire ... 2nd pick: Family Feud

2007-11-27 01:25:21 · 19 answers · asked by I ♥ GH 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 01:22:37 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 01:22:12 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 01:22:09 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what is the meaning of your name?have you ever thought about changing your name?

2007-11-27 01:21:54 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 01:21:38 · 25 answers · asked by The Sidewalkinator 6 in Polls & Surveys

Im homesick about NY - im in Fl right now ... I know some will say im lucky - b/c its warm and sunny but - ...as they say - Beauty is in the eyes of the Behoulder"! =)

2007-11-27 01:20:23 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i love the older b&w films. all genres. do you think it would be worth having a sub category for them?

2007-11-27 01:19:36 · 10 answers · asked by racer 51 7 in Movies

Not speaking in religious terms. Talking about a pen pal, internet, or even phone someone.

2007-11-27 01:19:27 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

for all you out there that watch dexter on HBO,
what do you think ,,is he a good man doing bad things?or a bad man doing good things????

2007-11-27 01:19:15 · 7 answers · asked by oiseaunoir2002 3 in Drama

I think it must be one of my favorite sounds in the world.

2007-11-27 01:18:46 · 15 answers · asked by Linz VT•AM 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 01:18:25 · 41 answers · asked by Gypsy Gal 6 in Polls & Surveys

A little boy got on the bus , sat next to a man reading a book , and noticed he had his collar on backwards .

the little boy asked why he wore his collar that way

the man replied , who was a priest , said ," I am a father "

The little boy replied , "my daddy doesnt wear his collar like that

the priest looked up from his book , and answered , i am the father of many

the boy said " my dad has 4 boys and 4 girls and 2 grandchildren , and he doesnt wear his collar that way

The priest getting impatient with the boy ,said " I am the father of hundreds " and went back to reading his book

The little boy sat quietly thinking for awhile , then leaned over , and said " Maybe you should wear your pants Backwards instead of your collar"

2007-11-27 01:17:36 · 6 answers · asked by Dan M 5 in Jokes & Riddles

My friend bet they aren't, but I say they are. Who wins?

2007-11-27 01:17:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-11-27 01:16:36 · 26 answers · asked by Harley Mama!! 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 01:16:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 01:15:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do, I get a rise out of it every time!!!

2007-11-27 01:14:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hi, I'm K-MAC. You've probably heard of me on the radio with my new rap single (a remix of Achy Breaky Heart). I need a fresh new look that will both appeal to my hardcore fans and help dispel those annoying gay rumours that have been circulating lately. Will an eye patch do that? An added bonus is that I can use it as a valid excuse for running over sign posts, post boxes and the occasional pedestrian.

2007-11-27 01:13:54 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys