A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on his leg. He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog.
A passer-by who'd seen everything remarked, "That's very tolerant of you after what he just did."
"Not really," came the reply. "I'm just finding out where his mouth is, so I can kick him in the nuts."
2007-11-27 01:36:27 · 17 answers · asked by GoldenHaze 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one - thanks
2007-11-27 02:35:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-11-27 09:45:04 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
Laurence J. Peter
US educator & writer (1919 - 1988)
2007-11-27 12:36:11 · answer #3 · answered by <<LIZARD>> 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever man
Nice one!!
A Star for u!!!
2007-11-27 09:41:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A star for you!
2007-11-27 09:44:19 · answer #5 · answered by Bright 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny funny bloody hilarious
2007-11-27 09:44:22 · answer #6 · answered by samantha c 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol poor dog
2007-11-27 11:48:23 · answer #7 · answered by Vamps 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, a star for u too
2007-11-27 10:18:30 · answer #8 · answered by Kevlar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol >>good one
2007-11-27 09:41:37 · answer #9 · answered by ♥dancer♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats confusing
2007-11-27 10:34:45 · answer #10 · answered by Da Baddest In The South!!!!!!!!! 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, great classic joke
Thanks
2007-11-27 09:46:47 · answer #11 · answered by bostep662 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋