Hi, I'm K-MAC. You've probably heard of me on the radio with my new rap single (a remix of Achy Breaky Heart). I need a fresh new look that will both appeal to my hardcore fans and help dispel those annoying gay rumours that have been circulating lately. Will an eye patch do that? An added bonus is that I can use it as a valid excuse for running over sign posts, post boxes and the occasional pedestrian.
2007-11-27 01:13:54 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
An eye patch is just about the coolest accessory anyone can sport. I'd really rather you not wear one as you might make it's cool stock plummet. And as far as the gay rumours, just be sure to avoid publicly admitting that you like baseball.
2007-11-28 02:03:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Why do you have to wear a patch for a lazy eye? Besides, who cares what other people think? If someone makes fun of you, they're obviously too incompetent to understand that you can't control the fact you have an eye condition. This is an extreme comparison, but it's like making fun of a mentally challenged kid. That person can't help what they're born with. All they can do is take care of it to the best of their ability. At least it's just a lazy eye and nothing serious. You're a kid. Once you mature and grow up, no one will make fun of you. And if they do, you'll know its nothing to be upset over. Good luck (: PS i get made fun of all the time. i have a speech impediment. but some guys think it's hot because it sounds like an accent ;D I'm also fully developed and I can still fit in a training bra. Eventually you can learn to laugh at yourself, love yourself, and see that you are beautiful.
2016-04-06 00:29:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think eye patches are badass depending on who wears them. A lot of cool fictional characters wear them like Nick Fury, Solid Snake, and real based characters like in the movie Valkyrie. If some really goofy person wears an eye patch then it won't work.
It depends on the vibe you originally give. Just like most things, it will amplify your inner being.
2014-12-08 04:51:25 · answer #3 · answered by Rara200284 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use bandage. Looks cooler than eye patch, and helps you gain more sympathy from the judge the next time you runs over another old lady
2007-11-27 01:22:43 · answer #4 · answered by Hornet One 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eye patches are cool, but I recommend a full pirate costume. Not only could you run over things, you could also...pretend to be a pirate. Yeah. It's fun!
2007-11-27 01:18:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wear an eye-patch on both eyes.
2007-11-27 01:17:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
an eye patch is cool...and when that goes out of style you can use it as a speedo....come to think of it...is a speedo an eye patch?
2007-11-27 01:22:09 · answer #7 · answered by mrhappy 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yes to millionth power. Eye patches are extremely fashionable and make u look sophisticated...if you have one u are awesome...
2007-11-27 01:20:40 · answer #8 · answered by Douche Ellington 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
can I be the one to poke you in the eye?, Thats like using crutches for sympathy!, taking advantage, and ridiculing those who truly need them...
2007-11-27 01:18:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only if it's color coordinated with your outfit, but that might not help with the rumors.
2007-11-27 01:27:40 · answer #10 · answered by Jenn 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋