A french setting in the caffe, ordered a crossan, a cup of coffee and a jam sandwich,
while the american is chewing his gum & watching.
the american smiled and said" Do u french people eat all ur sandwich"
"of course we do" replied the french man
"we eat only whats inside and throw all the rest in special recycle bins, so u french can make ur crossan" said the american while making a huge bubble balloon
the french said nothing, but the amercan continued with a smirk in his face:
"Do u eat jam sandwiches"
"yes, we do" said the french patiently
" we the american eat half of the fruits and throw the rest in recycles bins, so u can make ur jam" laughed the american while chewing his gum.
"Do u american throw ur candoms after sex" asked the french
"yes of course we do " wondered the american
then the french guy replied:
"We don't, we throw them in special recycle bins, so u can american make ur gum"
"hey f u don't like it be easy on me!!"
2007-11-27 00:33:32 · 16 answers · asked by Light Shielded By Dark 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not funny.
But here is something that is funny.
Q: What's the shortest book in the world?
A: The book of French war victories.
Now that's a riot ! ! ! ! !! ! ! !
2007-11-27 00:38:56 · answer #1 · answered by Perplexed 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Two words. Spell Check.
2007-11-27 08:36:44 · answer #2 · answered by morrowynd 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Althugh it is a very smart comeback, it was not funny. Specially the last part, what was that?
2007-11-27 10:46:34 · answer #3 · answered by lala girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not, its not funny because its not stereotyping anything. the french guy could easily be the american guy and vice versa... or both guys could be british and italian, or jews and muslims.... not funny dude. throw that joke away like that jam samich... yes samich
2007-11-27 08:40:14 · answer #4 · answered by mor e 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
At the middle of the joke we already know how it will end so it does not have any end surprise part.
2007-11-27 08:44:22 · answer #5 · answered by Words Of Wisdom 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I'm guessing you made this joke...
Fix up a few spelling mistakes and get rid of that last line and yeah, this is alright.
2007-11-27 08:37:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
its very interesting yar.
very good passage.
i liked ur way of expressing thins
bye
take care
2007-11-27 08:39:02 · answer #7 · answered by yugulolly 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought it was clever! It made me laugh out loud. Good one. Got any more?
2007-11-27 08:37:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's a bit harsh , I think!
2007-11-27 08:37:28 · answer #9 · answered by notybug 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it is quite funny.There are some very difficult customers,in here
2007-11-27 08:51:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋