Entertainment & Music - 30 October 2007

but you were born to rub me first/ What do you say we take this out on the patio?

2007-10-30 09:45:08 · 27 answers · asked by Mr Neutron 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 09:45:04 · 23 answers · asked by Rosie aka Rosie 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 09:45:03 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat your dinner while it's still warm.

If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.

Work is good, but it's not that important.

One good turn gets most of the blankets.

Schizophrenia means never having to be alone.

Fart jokes never stop being funny.

Even when you know there is nobody there, dark, long hallways are creepy.

One day a pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.
The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!."
The plumber quietly answered, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."

2007-10-30 09:44:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i live in cali and im moving to NY in 2 days..cant wait =]

2007-10-30 09:44:15 · 15 answers · asked by Susan♥sJohn 3 in Polls & Surveys

I look alot like Brett Favre.

2007-10-30 09:44:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ex. You answer a question with one sentence. Then, you add like a whole paragraph to that answer later on.

2007-10-30 09:43:09 · 24 answers · asked by USAman 6 in Polls & Surveys

for as many answers they can get, well let's see if everyone has enough willpower to not answer this question at all. So just go, don't even look at the "answer this question" button. You can star if you like but don't answer this question!!!!! :0)

2007-10-30 09:42:02 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Petlover♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

I am, I do every year at this time.

2007-10-30 09:41:21 · 11 answers · asked by MikeyG 6 in Polls & Surveys

i have a loan with a company and pay on it every month sometimes not on time when i am late they come up 2 my job, sometimes 3 or 4 times in a week. i have told them several times my supervisor has asked me 2 tell them to stop coming up here, we work in a very busy hospital. what can i do they will not listen, they will still come up to my job if i am day late. i know i should pay on time but sometimes i have to wait till payday??who can i contact about this. thanks!!

2007-10-30 09:41:00 · 3 answers · asked by I love dooneys 6 in Polls & Surveys

Teacher: Your new here aren't you, what's your name?
Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith
Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then.
Pupil: My dad won't like that.
Teacher: Why is that?
Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!

Student: The brain is a wonder full thing
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Student: Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class!

TEACHER : What is an island ?
Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
TEACHER :On one side ?
Pupil : Yes, on top !

Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!

TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round
Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !

TEACHER : What shape is the world in?
Pupil : Rotten !

TEACHER :What's you name ?
Class : Ravi
TEACHER : You should say "Sir"
Pupil : OK, Sir Ravi !

2007-10-30 09:40:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Doesnt matter Who it is.. just what is your favorite

my is Good things -By Rich Boi
and Shawty - By Plies

2007-10-30 09:40:08 · 60 answers · asked by LuckyJrr. 1 in Polls & Surveys

what model can seat still for hours and ever without moving when taking pictures?

a model car.

2007-10-30 09:40:06 · 47 answers · asked by the survivor 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-30 09:39:55 · 45 answers · asked by Al Qiyamah{top lawyer inshAllah} 5 in Polls & Surveys

steviy ray vaughan smoked cigarettes

2007-10-30 09:39:15 · 2 answers · asked by Stuart M 1 in Celebrities

The girl friend says: more more faster faster.
Wife says : Beige I think we should paint the ceiling beige

2007-10-30 09:39:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

How much time would he do for breaking and entering?

2007-10-30 09:38:48 · 46 answers · asked by Be My Angel :] 4 in Polls & Surveys

Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?
Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!

Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you?
Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!

Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age?
Pupil: The sausage!

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A: Because his class was so bright!

Q: Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?
A: He couldn't control his pupils!

Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?
Pupil: Nobody I know!

2007-10-30 09:38:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My mum is going to New York early next year, (from the UK), for Christmas we are getting her all the stuff she will need, toiletries, luggage, & lots of $$$'s. We want to give her something kinda naff 1st though, i thought of something like an inflatable big apple, a gag gift kinda thing, but i cannot find one anywhere, so does anyone have any other ideas please?

2007-10-30 09:38:20 · 3 answers · asked by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.

1956 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking dock.

2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

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Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.

1956 : Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2006 : Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English.

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Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed

1956 - Ants die.

2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

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Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.

1956 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison.

2007-10-30 09:37:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What stopped you?

2007-10-30 09:37:48 · 10 answers · asked by Indiana Jonas 4 in Polls & Surveys

Okay, it's time for Halloween. You are allowed one treat, whatever you wish, it can be anything, what would you pick as your treat?

2007-10-30 09:37:25 · 37 answers · asked by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 09:37:00 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you wanna throw pumpkins at them instead? Edit: This is a JOKE!!!!! Duh!

2007-10-30 09:36:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You know, the songs that you love to blast loud but got a lot of hell from your parents for liking, either for it's sound or lyrics?

Floyd's Careful With that Axe Eugene and ELO's Fire On High always bothered my mom.

Yours?

2007-10-30 09:36:51 · 30 answers · asked by meep meep 7 in Rock and Pop

yes, i do all the time...

2007-10-30 09:36:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or shall i just pretend i haven't seen him??? ;)

2007-10-30 09:36:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mines was rainbow bright and care bears :o)

i was born in the 80s

2007-10-30 09:35:38 · 85 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

C'mon, you can tell Trick or Treat Seeker™.

2007-10-30 09:34:14 · 40 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Some builders drove into their local timber yard.

One of the men walked into the yard office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The storeman asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.

He returned and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four."

"All right. How long do you need them?" asked the storeman,

The man paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."

After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

2007-10-30 09:34:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles