Entertainment & Music - 1 November 2007

It was Career day at school. The teacher asked the children in the class to come up in turn and tell the rest of the class what their father does for a living and spell it. The first little girl came up and said
"My Dad is a Baker, b-a-k-e-r, and if he was here right now he would give us all a cookie" "Very good Susie" replied the teacher. The teacher called on Sammy next
"My dad is a Banker, b -a -n -k -e -r, and if he were here right now he would give all of us a quarter!" "Very good!" replied the teacher. Next the teacher called on Peter. Peter stood in front of the class and said
"My Dad is an electrician, e-l-c-k-i...I give up!" The teacher noticed little Johnny in the back squirming in his chair saying "pick me! pick me!" so she reluctantly called on him. Little Johnny stood up and said
" My Dad is a Bookie, b- o- o- k- i- e, and if he were here right now he would lay us all 10-to-1 odds that Peter will never spell electrician!"

2007-11-01 23:46:59 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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Funeral................................................?

Ben’s friend again , Ben would want everyone to have a good time ….so who wants a beer ?

2007-11-01 23:46:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Funeral;.................................?

Preacher : We are gathered here today……………….I there anyone who’d like to say or share something about Ben ?

2007-11-01 23:44:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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is your goal to get to level 7?

or top contributor....or do you even care?

2007-11-01 23:44:27 · 13 answers · asked by mojo569 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What is the meaning of Life?

2007-11-01 23:40:13 · 28 answers · asked by MichaelBuffy 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you like when someone smacks your behind?

2007-11-01 23:39:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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survey ........?

do u have a twin brother or sister?

2007-11-01 23:39:08 · 27 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Who is the most famous person you've ever met?

What was the occasion?

2007-11-01 23:38:39 · 31 answers · asked by gone 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Guys.... If you have a sure thing, 2 going home with, do you blow them off for someone new at the bar????

2007-11-01 23:36:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Funny or not.?

Two friends meet in the street. The one lad looked forlorn and almost on the verge of tears. The other man asked, "Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?"

The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me forty thousand dollars."
"That's not bad."
"Hold on, I'm just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin I never knew kicked the bucket and left me eighty-five thousand free and clear."
"I'd like that."
"Yep. But, last week my grandfather passed away. I inherited almost a quarter of a million."
"The how come you look so glum?"
"And this week - nothing!"

2007-11-01 23:36:00 · 34 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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Are you Bored???

2007-11-01 23:34:24 · 25 answers · asked by katipapadopoulou 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What animal do you consider to be "Mystic"?

=)

thanx~

2007-11-01 23:33:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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brainteaser?

A fireman is running to get a net under a lady who looks like
she might jump off the balcony of her 20 story apartment
building. There is nothing below her except a 20 story fall. The
fireman is still 100 yards away when she falls and can't nearly
get there in time. The woman is not hurt more than a bruise. How
is that possible?

2007-11-01 23:33:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Do men say women as "HOT" because they used to have "Hot Wheels" when they were kids?

2007-11-01 23:31:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Which of the following would be listed on your "DO NOT DATE" list?

1. a person with one lone tooth in their mouth
2. a relative of Buk's (no offense babe)*wink*
3. someone who wears a fire chief hat, for style only
4. a person who only talks in text language (like on phone)
5. unemployed person
6. 6 times divorced person
7. someone with purple hair
8. someone who asks you to sign a pre date nuptual
9. a religious fanatic or cult leader
10. one of the Rolling Stones band members
More than one answer is cool too..=)

thanx~

2007-11-01 23:31:31 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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The elephant and the sparrow, funny or not.?

An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horsefly kept biting near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it. It was far out of reach.
A sparrow saw this and killed the horsefly with its beak. "Oh, thank you!" said the elephant. "My, pleasure ma'am." said the sparrow. "Listen, Mr. Sparrow, if there's anything I can ever do for you, don't hesitate to ask."
The sparrow said, "Well, all my life I wondered how it would feel to f**k an elephant." "Be my guest!", said the elephant.
So the sparrow flew behind the elephant and started f**king. In the trees above, a monkey in the tree saw this and became very excited. He started to masturbate, shaking a coconut loose and it fell from the tree, hitting the elephant on the head. "OUCH!", said the elephant.
Then sparrow looked over from behind and said, "Am I hurting you, dear?"

2007-11-01 23:30:12 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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Do you ask __???

"People who enter your house, to take off their shoes"??

I personally don't.

2007-11-01 23:28:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Can I try to put a smile on you?

Desperate, a boss, took a look of his watch, and convinced that his employee wouldn't make it on time to render a report in an important reunion about to start, decided to call to his house. "Hello" says a little boy's voice almost whispering. "Hello, Is you dad home?" "He is." Says the little boy whispering. "Can I talk to him?" "No" says the boy vwry low. A little irritated, the boss tried to talk with another adult. "What about your mom, is she there?" "She is" "Can I talk to her?" "No, she's busy." There's amybody else there?" "Yess..." says the boy. "Who?" "A cop" Little surprised the bos continous: "And, What is he doing there?" "He's talking with mom, dad and a fireman." Hearing a big noise in the other side of the phone, the boss scareed asked "What's that noise?" Is a helicopter" "A helocopter?" "Yes, is a searching squad." A searching squad?" "What's going on there? What are they searching for?" And with a little giggle the boy says "Me"

2007-11-01 23:27:22 · 12 answers · asked by Javy 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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Which actress is described as "hot" but you never rated her?

2007-11-01 23:26:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys