Entertainment & Music - 28 October 2007

The symptoms: when I plug into the Input, a low level of sound comes out when I play, but turning the volume knob makes no difference to the volume. There is a little backgound noise. I know its the amp (rather than the speaker) that is damaged.

Its a sealed unit, combo Trace Elliot, 200w Commando amp, so it will have to go to a specialist to get fixed - I've already tried opening it up and can't.

Any diagnoses, or tips on amp repairers in LONDON, do let me know.

Many thanks.

2007-10-28 23:59:43 · 3 answers · asked by TeeVee 2 in Other - Music

1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day.AND FINALLY:IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!

2007-10-28 23:59:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-28 23:58:43 · 16 answers · asked by *Fletch* 5 in Polls & Surveys

where can i watch the series from as i found one episode but only pilot. there might be a few others but i cant find them i know it only lasted like maybe 5 or 6 episodes but i loved it. and other cartoon shows like turbo teen, as aol video has a few but not turbo teen.

2007-10-28 23:58:32 · 1 answers · asked by tomkerrj 2 in Drama

The nuns at the local convent had their daily anouncement session. The mother superior walked out in front of the 100 nuns with a very serious frown on her face. She began to speak...
Mother Superior: There has been a sinful deed committed here, yesterday.
99 nuns: OH, no!
1 nun: HEE,, hee, hee.
Mother Superior: Today I found a pair of mens underwear.
99 nuns: Oh, no!
1 nun: HEE, hee, hee.
Mother Superior: And I also found a condom.
99 nuns: Oh, no!
1 nun: Hee, hee, hee.
Mother Superior: And there was a hole in it!
1 nun: Oh, No!
99 nuns: Hee, hee, hee, hee

2007-10-28 23:58:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Two poets, Longfellow and Nash, were at the gates of heaven, and St. Pete told them there was only room for one poet in heaven at this time. In order to decide who was to enter, each of the poets had to write a poem ending with the word (or syllables, as it turns out) Timbuktu and must mention the sea.
Longfellow;

I see the sea, I see the shore,
I hear the mighty ocean roar.
Tall sailing ships 'gainst sky of blue.
Their destination: Timbuktu.
(OK so Longfellow was a bit weak in geography)
Nash:
Tim and me, to sea we went,
Spied three women in a tent.
Since they were three, and we but two,
I bucked one, and Tim bucked two>>>>>"WITZELSUCHT"
From Dorland's Illustrated Medical Dictionary, 26th edition.
witzelsucht (vit'sel-zoocht) [Ger.] "A Mental condition characteristic of frontal lobe lesions and marked by the making of poor jokes and puns and the telling of pointless stories, at which the patient himself is immensely amused." >>>
Ahh now I see !That's me !!!

2007-10-28 23:58:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

1. sweet memories
2. parental advice
3. childhood innocence
4. photo's
5. money
6. family members
7. sat. morning cartoons
8. your Doctor
9. your freedom
10. chocolate
More than one answer is cool too..=)

thanx~

2007-10-28 23:56:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Herein NJ, right now it's 34 degrees! Brrrr, cold!

2007-10-28 23:55:20 · 40 answers · asked by Miss New Jersey =] 5 in Polls & Surveys

This is for an assginment......
Also what kind of genre do u like for e.g. game shows, chat shows, ect.....

2007-10-28 23:54:53 · 18 answers · asked by Diamond G 2 in Other - Television

2007-10-28 23:54:51 · 16 answers · asked by ♥♥♥ lover from ozz 4 in Polls & Surveys

An eight-year-old boy went into a grocery store and picked out a large box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. "Oh, no laundry," the boy said, "I'm going to wash my dog." "But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog," said the grocer. "It's very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him." But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it. A week later, the boy was back in the store to buy some candy. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing. "Oh, he died," the boy said. The grocer said he was sorry, but added, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog." "Well, the boy replied, "I don't think it was the detergent that killed him." "Oh? What was it then?" "I think it was the spin cycle!"

2007-10-28 23:53:16 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My brother is just 25 years old now.He got very much upset.I am very angry with the numerologist.Most of them are half-baked and make careless predictions..What should we do these numerologists and astrologists who blabber something?The numerologist made some wrong comments also.

2007-10-28 23:53:09 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

and you could send just one message in a bottle to someone who would you send it to and why?

2007-10-28 23:53:09 · 25 answers · asked by jlb 5 in Polls & Surveys

*far away look in eyes* xx

2007-10-28 23:52:54 · 43 answers · asked by Miss Notorious 5 in Polls & Surveys

The eyes are big and round. Naruto for example.... very caucasion looking... especially with the blue eyes and blonde hair.

2007-10-28 23:43:41 · 14 answers · asked by Sleepyguy 4 in Comics & Animation

2007-10-28 23:43:39 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

......fav sport?

2007-10-28 23:40:28 · 43 answers · asked by $jess$ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 23:40:21 · 9 answers · asked by Sleepyguy 4 in Comics & Animation

2007-10-28 23:38:42 · 19 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

.........What would I find When I returned??

2007-10-28 23:36:01 · 24 answers · asked by ♥Honesty ♥.•´ `*.¸ ♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Which would you rather have?

2007-10-28 23:29:31 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 23:27:51 · 20 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

intoxicating life??

2007-10-28 23:24:25 · 17 answers · asked by shrebee 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 23:22:50 · 16 answers · asked by Joseph R G 1 in Movies

2007-10-28 23:22:18 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

right so mr smith and his son tommy were driving to go and see mr smiths wife's house one day and they were involved in a tragic car accident,mr smith died instantly but tommy was taken to hospital in an ambulance...the doctor yelled and cried thats my SON when in viewing distantce of the boy...how s this possible??

2007-10-28 23:21:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-28 23:20:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 23:20:45 · 14 answers · asked by Lisa B 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 23:18:21 · 27 answers · asked by Miss Notorious 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 23:16:09 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys