The nuns at the local convent had their daily anouncement session. The mother superior walked out in front of the 100 nuns with a very serious frown on her face. She began to speak...
Mother Superior: There has been a sinful deed committed here, yesterday.
99 nuns: OH, no!
1 nun: HEE,, hee, hee.
Mother Superior: Today I found a pair of mens underwear.
99 nuns: Oh, no!
1 nun: HEE, hee, hee.
Mother Superior: And I also found a condom.
99 nuns: Oh, no!
1 nun: Hee, hee, hee.
Mother Superior: And there was a hole in it!
1 nun: Oh, No!
99 nuns: Hee, hee, hee, hee
2007-10-28 23:58:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i liked this one
2007-10-29 07:25:52 · answer #1 · answered by paula j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bonjour madam lol, very humorous, heres one for you: A cop pulls over a automobile load of nuns. The cop says, "Sister, this could be a fifty 5 MPH highway. Why are you going so sluggish?" The Sister replies, "Sir, I observed varied indicators that mentioned forty-one, no longer fifty 5." The cop solutions, "Oh, Sister, that's no longer the fee decrease, it is the call of the line you're on!" The Sister says, "Oh! stupid me! thank you for letting me be attentive to. i would be extra careful." At this factor, the cop seems interior the backseat the place the different nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's incorrect with your pals back there? they are shaking something unfavourable." The Sister solutions, "Oh, we merely have been given off highway one hundred and one." lol savor aurevoir
2016-11-09 19:44:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-29 00:11:17 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh No!
i laughed till i cudn't anymore.
thats good man.
2007-10-29 00:11:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-10-29 00:04:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy smoke that's a good'un!
2007-10-29 00:52:42 · answer #6 · answered by jonquilblack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good mate
2007-10-29 00:02:35 · answer #7 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-29 08:45:02 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao another good one
2007-10-29 02:59:33 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
2007-10-29 00:22:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋