Entertainment & Music - 27 October 2007

2007-10-27 23:59:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Tell them they must have the wrong number, only god lives here

When they call back, Tell them this is the devil’s residence

Tell them she/he can’t come to the phone right now as they are in deep meditation and may stay that way for days.

Start telling them about the wonderful encyclopedias you have in stock.

Start telling them your life story

Tell them about your intense hatred for salespeople, then ask where they live

Reply to all their questions in song

Ask for someone who can translate pig Latin, as you speak no other language

Hand the phone to the youngest member of the house (under 5)

As soon as they name the corporation they represent begin barking relentlessly

Start trying to give them a psychological analysis

Demand that they refer to you as Dr. Chopsticks

Proudly describe what you found in your ear this morning

Ask them what color underwear they are wearing today

Describe your socks in detail

Interrupt them repeatedly to describe the beauty of your new toaster

2007-10-27 23:59:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-27 23:52:26 · 41 answers · asked by Mic 5 in Polls & Surveys

a wealthy life with no friends or an ok life with good friends.

2007-10-27 23:50:03 · 35 answers · asked by @NGEL B@BY 7 in Polls & Surveys

........what kind of music do you listen to?

2007-10-27 23:46:52 · 21 answers · asked by alsdkjf 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 23:45:00 · 25 answers · asked by Mic 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 23:44:22 · 37 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

i cant stand the double glazing ad. BOGOF......."i say you buy one you get one free" that bloke is feaky!! if he came to my house id show him where to stick his windows...........where the sun dont shine!!!

2007-10-27 23:43:57 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

Me = Cancer

2007-10-27 23:38:23 · 73 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 23:37:11 · 35 answers · asked by Mic 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 23:36:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

sexy legs sexy eyes sexy hair etc. and why?

2007-10-27 23:36:44 · 26 answers · asked by @NGEL B@BY 7 in Polls & Surveys

for me = Canada,, You?

2007-10-27 23:30:47 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 23:30:44 · 8 answers · asked by astra 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 23:30:13 · 26 answers · asked by Mic 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 23:28:30 · 20 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 23:27:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Kindly ignore me if this is a silly question... Thank you and enjoy answering... ^_^

2007-10-27 23:25:08 · 47 answers · asked by FloralLover 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 23:24:37 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

breakfast lunch or dinner and why?

2007-10-27 23:24:15 · 19 answers · asked by @NGEL B@BY 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 23:24:09 · 12 answers · asked by Space Monkey 2 in Polls & Surveys

I wanted to call my son Harry.

Unfortunately he's stuck with Barrun.

I just feel sorry for the ones who went in after me.

They got their little Mickey named Kik Me.

2007-10-27 23:22:57 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

fantasy or reality and why?

2007-10-27 23:21:20 · 25 answers · asked by @NGEL B@BY 7 in Polls & Surveys

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the

2007-10-27 23:20:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-27 23:19:39 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 23:18:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For example, those who say, "I'm open to all music!"

Really?

I could claim that, but I'm not a masochist.

2007-10-27 23:17:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't know~

2007-10-27 23:17:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 23:16:36 · 13 answers · asked by the_chief 6 in Polls & Surveys

which room would it be and why?

2007-10-27 23:15:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys