A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the
2007-10-27 23:20:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
2007-10-27 23:21:25 · update #1
best for today!
what a great surprise at the end.....!
and i was actually thinking why you were posting this on jokes and riddles.
your surprise deserves a star and a great laugh from everyone and all in favour of u!
u rock in ur jokes dude! how did u come up with this?
2007-10-27 23:29:54 · answer #1 · answered by IceღFire Shawn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-28 07:23:24 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hope the mother didnt get a cardiac arrest before she read the last part
real good take a star
2007-10-28 08:15:51 · answer #3 · answered by dixi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this before, but truely so the wise girl's word got me thinking. there's more to life that what a piece of paper said about you. cute and enlightening.
2007-10-28 06:35:24 · answer #4 · answered by Mugen is Strong 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke, cheers for posting
2007-10-28 08:45:06 · answer #5 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard a slightly different version of this before...still, it's always a good one.
2007-10-28 07:17:13 · answer #6 · answered by S.Noone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...i thought it was real when in the end was only a psychological tactics of the wise daughter, ha? really cute....star for you.
2007-10-28 06:26:45 · answer #7 · answered by poorguy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wry smile.
2007-10-28 06:24:47 · answer #8 · answered by Hatters 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thanx for the laugh...i needed that
lol it helps when you put life into perspective
2007-10-28 06:50:10 · answer #9 · answered by disenchanted illusionist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good one hon.
2007-10-28 06:55:15 · answer #10 · answered by wheeliebin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋