Entertainment & Music - 23 October 2007

Going once, going twice.......SOLD!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-10-23 23:59:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A very rich man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, ‘‘but we don't know anything about each other.'' He said,’ That’s all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'' So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. So one morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10-meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, this followed by a three rotations in jack-knife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

''That was incredible!'' she said.

''I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along.'' So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.

''That was incredible!' he said. 'Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?''

''No,'' she said, ''I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal.''

2007-10-23 23:57:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-23 23:57:29 · 3 answers · asked by '-DaNicE-' 1 in Lyrics

Which do you prefer? Do you have any?

2007-10-23 23:56:57 · 28 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

Walking down the street, you find a wallet. When you pick it up, you find it has a substantial amount of money in it. The owners details are in it. What do you do?????

2007-10-23 23:56:25 · 24 answers · asked by Forgetmenotshell 4 in Polls & Surveys

It would have been her Birthday today.
She died in March.

2007-10-23 23:55:25 · 27 answers · asked by chrissy 7 in Polls & Surveys

Which do you prefer? Which do you get more often?

2007-10-23 23:54:37 · 5 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

If so, what?

It's my idea that everybody has already stolen something whatever it was from a shop or from their parents, and even if that happened when they were kids...

Am I wrong?...

2007-10-23 23:54:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have to toast mine. Morning friends. ♥

2007-10-23 23:53:28 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 23:49:22 · 26 answers · asked by Mo 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'm thinking true Dawn of the Dead style here, as in one idle Tuesday the world falls apart, society crumbles and you, and maybe a few others, are left to your own devices to survive in a harsh and unforgiving world.

Do you have what it takes? What would YOUR plan be? Where would you go? How would you equip yourself?

2007-10-23 23:49:08 · 11 answers · asked by Caffeine Fiend 4 in Movies

2007-10-23 23:49:05 · 11 answers · asked by Cam1051Sec 5 in Horoscopes

and answer something totally random?

2007-10-23 23:48:19 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Pump kin

2007-10-23 23:47:44 · 4 answers · asked by monkeynuts 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-23 23:45:11 · 24 answers · asked by majoti 5 in Polls & Surveys

find it non productive.How can get her in time to study the motions she,s putting me through

2007-10-23 23:43:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the
shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.Both of you have forgotten your purses.It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes. Always remembering that until the purse has "actually been thrown"it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.Bingo!

2007-10-23 23:41:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

*One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"**"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"**He yelled back, "**University** of **Oklahoma**."**And they say blondes are dumb...*
>>*A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."* *The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."*>>>>Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A: A rumor>>>>*A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th
> >wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.**Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.**The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger Whoosh... he turned 90 !!!!!

2007-10-23 23:41:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

How many legs does a mosquito have???

2007-10-23 23:37:29 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I love them. Been to see them 5 times already!

2007-10-23 23:33:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-10-23 23:32:17 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He's pretty close to a 10 in my book!!

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2007-10-23 23:31:15 · 19 answers · asked by ♥♥♥ lover from ozz 4 in Polls & Surveys

My wife was already there at the alter looking great. I walked down the aisle to meet her. I kissed her, closed the lid and left.

2007-10-23 23:30:18 · 15 answers · asked by monkeynuts 4 in Jokes & Riddles

They bury their heads in the sandwiches.

2007-10-23 23:28:48 · 12 answers · asked by elizadushku 6 in Polls & Surveys

:D

2007-10-23 23:27:00 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

GOOD MORNING TO YOU ALL!

2007-10-23 23:24:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

That`s it . I give up. More violations. Such a harsh word. I didn`t come here to be insulted. so long it`s been good to know you! ENI xx

2007-10-23 23:23:57 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm compiling a Halloween CD so I'd like it to sound a bit eerie.

2007-10-23 23:23:19 · 2 answers · asked by lola k 2 in Classical

The European Commission has just announced that English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

2007-10-23 23:22:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of
fruits
on it.They are:
a. Apple
b. Banana
c. Strawberry
d. Peach
e.Orange
Which fruit will you choose? Please think VERY carefully and don't rush into it. This is great, I was astounded! Your choice reveals a lot about you!


Test results: Please SCROLL DOWN.


If you have chosen:
a Apple: That means you are a person who loves to eat apples
b. Banana: That means you are a person who loves to eat bananas
c. Strawberry: That means you are a person who loves to eat strawberries
d. Peach: That means you are a person who loves to eat peaches
e. Orange: That means you are a person who loves to eat oranges
I hope you find fulfilment in this new insight about yourself. May it bring you peace and understanding, tranquillity and all that other profound stuff.Also, I'll bet that right now you would like to find me and kick me....Well, You won't find me....because I am still hunting down the one who send this..

2007-10-23 23:22:36 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles