Entertainment & Music - 23 October 2007

Confessions of Bobby?
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.

Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
"Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.

Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter.
1 year ago
Additional Details
1 year ago

Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you.
Your friend Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
Bobby

Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.

Letter 4
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!
Thank you,
Bobby

Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.

Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner," Bobby's mother told him.
1 year ago

Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5
God,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!!!!!

2007-10-23 01:13:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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ha ha ha ha ha?

Three women are discussing their teenage daughters.
The first declares: "I was so shocked last week. I was tidying my daughter''s room and I found a packet of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn't even know that she smoked!"

"It gets worse than that," says the second mother. "I was tidying my daughter''s room last week and I found a bottle of vodka under her bed. I didn't even know that she drank!"

"Oh, it gets even worse than that," says the third mother. "I was tidying my daughter''s room last week and you''ll never guess what I found in her bedside cabinet: a packet of condoms! I didn't even know that she had a penis!"

2007-10-23 01:13:39 · 9 answers · asked by ttt 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Is there any chance the pixies will come and clean my kitchen?

I can't be bothered. I have better things to do, obviously ;-)

Do they still do it for free or how much do they charge? Can I pay next week?

2007-10-23 01:12:33 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What are you thinking about right now?

2007-10-23 01:10:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what are you looking for?

2007-10-23 01:10:01 · 15 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever had a brain fart?

2007-10-23 01:07:09 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you live for the drive or for the ride?

2007-10-23 01:06:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

2007-10-23 01:05:57 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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When does a boat become a ship?

2007-10-23 00:56:22 · 16 answers · asked by Josh 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Would it make you smile????

If I showed you my butt..............

2007-10-23 00:52:24 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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When people enter your home do you force them to remove their shoes before they walk on the carpet?

Why? Because it's new?

2007-10-23 00:52:08 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I want to make a video for my husband using picutres of us over the years. What song sound I use?

He is in the Military but I don't have a lot of photos of him in his blue's or BDU's.

2007-10-23 00:50:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

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Are you aging gracefully?

2007-10-23 00:50:19 · 23 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

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POLL: Could YOU Live without Sex?

2007-10-23 00:49:22 · 99 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Does a person have to be important before they are considered assassinated instead of just plain murdered?

2007-10-23 00:46:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Aren't older women great?

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL.

NOW I HAVE A $500,000 HOME, A $45,000 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES.

2007-10-23 00:44:49 · 11 answers · asked by PC 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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Can you name a user name more unique than mine?

Try.

^_^

2007-10-23 00:40:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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