I can't be bothered. I have better things to do, obviously ;-)
Do they still do it for free or how much do they charge? Can I pay next week?
2007-10-23 01:12:33 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes,the pixies will come to clean and it IS FREE.They also will bring Santa,The Tooth Fairy,The Easter Bunny,and Elvis.They will party and the kitchen will be in worse condition than before.So get up off your bootee and CLEAN IT NOW>
2007-10-23 01:19:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think the "pixies" will let you charge the job for a week but then if you do not pay the "Gremlins" will get you
2007-10-23 08:22:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a snowflake's chance in Hell. They're on strike and I'm unionizing them. Trouble with you big guys is you take unfair advantage of the wee folk and the lassies. I'm gonna teach 'em how to fill those rainbow pots with real gold.
2007-10-23 08:21:57 · answer #3 · answered by midnite rainbow 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pixies are on strike
--better ask the Leprechauns--all they charge is some cereal with marshmallows
2007-10-23 08:16:13 · answer #4 · answered by special sock puppet 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You lazy bum! don't bother the pixies, they are under contract to do my kitchen. Go to sleep. Good night.
2007-10-23 11:13:08 · answer #5 · answered by jillybilly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a fairy that lives a few miles from here in a pink trailer that cleans houses for a living. I'm sure he's a fairy nice guy.
2007-10-23 08:21:07 · answer #6 · answered by ROBERT C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only if they're from Mexico and you pay them minimal wage, but please call us "household cleansing technicians". Words like "pixie" or "cleaning lady" are stereotypes or sexist. We charge $1.25 per hour. Shall I come over at noon, senorita?
2007-10-23 08:17:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
well first you have to contact rudolph the reindeer because that is how they get to your house in the first place. then make sure that there are no goblins around because pixies don't like goblins..... yep you will figure it out
2007-10-23 08:17:57 · answer #8 · answered by AAA 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, you could have save more time by hiring a maid instead of daydreaming my dear... LOL! ^_^
Is there any chance that you can ask me to do it for you too?
2007-10-23 08:21:29 · answer #9 · answered by FloralLover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if they drop by my place first, there might be a delay to yours though as i'd want them to do my whole house, lol.....
2007-10-23 08:23:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋