Entertainment & Music - 23 October 2007

Well i am young,i am honest,i have 300+ best answers, i am a top contributer.
I am nice. I have a good sense of homour. I support my friends in answers, I am a regular.

And guess what, i am still not in your contacts list.

How un-fair is this? lol
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I tried to bring some color to the original question.

The original question is,
********When do you add someone as your contact?*********

Cheers!!!!

2007-10-23 03:29:51 · 20 answers · asked by The Great Montitude 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 03:28:41 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

welll? have you? have u ever fallin in love with someone u meet online? tell me about it.

2007-10-23 03:27:42 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A hen comes to a fork in the road and doesn't know which path to take to reach her destination. There are two foxes at the fork, one whom always lies whilst the other always tells the truth. The hen doesn't know which is which. She may ask one of the foxes only one question to find her way. What is the question and which fox does she ask?

2007-10-23 03:27:39 · 11 answers · asked by Secie 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-23 03:26:11 · 10 answers · asked by tnucamai 3 in Other - Music

I can't wait to go to lunch so I can go buy it, I was just wondering if anyone has listened to it yet!

2007-10-23 03:25:28 · 2 answers · asked by Amanda P 3 in Country

2007-10-23 03:25:15 · 31 answers · asked by Special nobody 5 in Movies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4etpTnExrY&NR=1
My school allowed me to play it in the halls during passing time and During lunch...lol
Am I an idiot?

2007-10-23 03:25:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What movie is this quote from?

2007-10-23 03:24:39 · 6 answers · asked by Ging 2 in Movies

dirty answers in P&S to people you know in here...like your contacts or people you have seen give freaky answers?

2007-10-23 03:24:16 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I saw the video and couldn't help but wonder.

2007-10-23 03:23:22 · 4 answers · asked by Nayita 3 in Celebrities

2007-10-23 03:23:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and you think " i an'it getting outta this warm bed to go go out there"!!!! and the wind howls even louder. brrrrr just to think about it gives me chills haha.

2007-10-23 03:22:55 · 11 answers · asked by ♥lois c♥ ☺♥♥♥☺ 6 in Polls & Surveys

1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs ---and I was in the wrong one.
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Francisco
2. At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an
elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient.
Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle , WA

3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a Wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."
Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg

4. During a patient's two-week follow-up appointment with his
cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications. "Which one?" I asked. "The patch, the Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!" I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.
Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk , VA

5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion, she answered..."Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive."
Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis , OR

6. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a woman I asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste" the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly."
Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit , MI

7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there wa s a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
Submitted by RN no name

AND FINALLY!!!................
8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB , I was quite
embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my
embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing, further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?" She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was, "I wish I was an Oscar
Meyer Wiener".
Dr. wouldn't submit his name.

2007-10-23 03:22:47 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If so, sign here ________________


* Mr NR $$$$$$$$$*

2007-10-23 03:22:31 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dOJVKEnuvI
this has to be one of the funniest things ever...lol
What do you think?

2007-10-23 03:22:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Bed sheets

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last
of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with
diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed
sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the
unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile
at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets,
a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had
watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, 'What the heck is going on
here?'

The drunk, still staring down replied: 'I think I just beat the **** out of
a ghost.'

Happy Halloween

2007-10-23 03:20:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

favorite brand of "bar soap"???

2007-10-23 03:20:03 · 16 answers · asked by swt-bby-gl-69 4 in Polls & Surveys

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female...... Any part under a car's hood.

Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.





2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male.... Playing football without a cup.





3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.





4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.





5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.





6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.





7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

2007-10-23 03:19:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-23 03:19:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

there was a halloween movie I used to watch as a kid, they always sang a song like three more days til halloween and it always ended with silver shamrock. If anyone knows the name of the movie it would really help

2007-10-23 03:17:26 · 4 answers · asked by Darlene 1 in Movies

2007-10-23 03:17:08 · 21 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 03:17:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 03:16:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 03:15:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Dear Wife:
>>I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
>>
>>I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show

>>for it. These last two weeks have been hell.
>>
>>Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that
was
>>the last straw.
>>
>>Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a
new
>>hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of
>>silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight
to
>>sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me
>>anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're
cheating
>>on me or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
>>
>>Your EX-Husband
>>
>>P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West
>>Virginia together! Have a great life!
>>
>>
>>
>>Dear Ex-Husband -
>>
>>Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true
that
>>you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a
far
>>cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown

>>out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I
did
>>notice when you got a hair cut last week, the first thing that came to

>>mind was 'You look just like a girl!' but my mother raised me not to
say
>>anything if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my
favorite
>>meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I
stopped
>>eating pork seven years ago. I turned away from you when you had those

>>new silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed
that
>>it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars
from
>>me that morning ... and your silk boxers were $49.99. After all of
this,
>>I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.
>>So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars,
I
>>quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home
>>you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess.
>>
>>I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said
>>that with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me.
>>
>>So take care.
>>
>>Signed
>>
>>Rich As Hell and Free!
>>
>>P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carla, my sister, was
born
>>Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

2007-10-23 03:14:39 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

There's been some rumblings. That episode where he and Patrick were taking care of a baby clam was especially suspect...

2007-10-23 03:13:51 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 03:13:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 03:13:26 · 4 answers · asked by seawolf 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm Cancer.

2007-10-23 03:13:00 · 19 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys